I am – Kim Kardashian’s Sex Tape is Out and I Don’t Have It of the Day

Here are some pictures of Kim Kardashian at Fashion Week in L.A. I am posting this because I am dying to see her sex tape. I have emailed Vivid about 400 fucking times and I am not internet savvy enough to know where to find this kind of shit. I figure some chronic masturbating loser somewhere is uploading it as we speak, but I just don’t know how to find it because the only chronic masturbating loser I know is you, and you’re way too fucking useless to know how to do anything, especially something as important to my life as the Kim Kardashian Sex Tape. Asshole.

I don’t know who is in these pics with her, but I can only assume that is Jennifer Aniston, grabbing her tits and looking wasted, the way I like it.

I am – Kim Kardashian’s Sex Tape is Out and I Don’t Have It of the Day April 19th, 2007