I am – stepLINKS of the Day

I said I would do the stepLINKS and I did them and that isn’t really saying much since you don’t actually click the fucking links. It’s like I scour the fucking internet lookin for decent shit to link up fo no fucking reason and I guess that’s pretty much the story of my life. I am slowly coming to terms with it because last night, with 19 cents to my name I asked some random chick outside a club for a quarter to call my stepdaugther who lost her key because my cell phone broke line and told her about the website and to email me for her quarter back. She hadn’t heard of me but told me how amazing Perez is. I still took her quarter then called my friend Jimmy the Rapist to notify him of this golden lead….I told him she’d be easy cuz she’s wasted and that she’d never be able to identify him in the police line-up….

I don’t actually have a friend named Jimmy the Rapist who rapes people on call, but I don’t think think you can rape a Perez Hilton reader because they allow themselves to get raped by him daily and still go back for more. I don’t know where I am goin’ with this but I do know that I have steplinks. so click em. Cuddles.

Mary Kate Olsen Smokin’ For Horny Lohan Wanker

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Mary Kate Olsen’s Got Fat Legs

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Elisha Cuthbert Photoshoot Pictures With Tit

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Some Rachael Ray Making Sexy Noises While Eating Video

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Hot Ass Bootyshake Video That Isn’t That Hot At All…

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Girls Smelling the Door Knob Knockout Video

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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart

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Lame Chicks Stuffing Their Bras and Dancing Proving that they Are Lame

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Dry Sex Video Of the Day

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Bridget Moynahan is a Bitch I’ve Never Heard of Who is Pregnant But I’d Still Fuck if my Penis Worked

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Christina Aguilera – Before and After her Concert Looking Like a Whore – The Way I Like My Women

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Spring Break Tit Flash Video

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Girls in the Ladies Room Video

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Lena Headey Nude in 300 and Hot

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Tommy Lee Used to Massage His Mom’s Feet

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Old J-Lo Bikini Pics Where She Actually Looked Hot

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Flickr Erotic Photography

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I’ve Jerked Off to this Queen Latifah Pic 10 Times, Ok, That’s a Lie, But If I Could I would.

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Britney is Out of Rehab and Out at a Club

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Some Chick Named Bri’s Crazy Fucking Ass

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Lookin Good Sweetheart

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Some Chick Named Sexy Bubble’s Crazy Fucking Ass Trying to Upstage Bri

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Fleshflicks – Lesbians at Work

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Hot Bitches at the Dukes of Hazard DVD Release Party

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Some Chick Named Elsa Pataky in a Bikini and Topless. It all looks the same.

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This Video is Called Rough College Sex

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Maxim Photoshoot Video

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Big Brother Boob Massage Video

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Asian Chick in the Produce Section

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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart

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Hayden Pannettiere is My Kind of Slut But She’s Getting TOo Old

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Drunk Guy Humping the Wall

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Some American Idol Chick Named Haley Scarneto Performing

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Allison Angel Running and Naked and Hot

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High School GIrl Dance Routine

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Guy on Drugs Calls a TV Show

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Halle Berry Cleavage Worth Lookin At If you Have Nothing Better to Do

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Girls Mounting Each Other

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Fat Booty Shaking Video to Throw Up On

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This Video Was Sent into Me and I Didn’t Watch It But You Should

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Lookin Good Sweetheart in Video

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This will get you laid if you aren’t a total fucking loser. But I have a Feeling you are a Total Fucking Loser, So don’t bother clicking…

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Kelly Brook in Leather

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Best Video on Youtube That Sucks Video

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Never Enough Dry Sex VIdeo With Hot Slut Melissa who Really Isn’t That Hot

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Lisa Marie Scott Bikini

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I am – stepLINKS of the Day April 19th, 2007