Today has been an exciting day of not being allowed to vote because I am not on the voter’s list and only finding that out after waiting in line for over 45 minutes. Today has been about trying to get money from my wife to buy a cigar but not finding any in her purse, but I did find a lot of empty chocolate bar wrappers. Today has been about going trying to coordinate a bowling game with my homeless friends, but no one can afford to pay for me…
Today has been a good day and I am happy to be alive. To celebrate I have found you these links so click on the motherfuckers…
Anna Nicole Simpson’s Autopsy Results
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Star Jones Bikini Pics
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Hefner’s WIfe Wearing a Classy Dress to His Birthday Party
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Some Hot Ass in the Gym QUICKIE
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An Almost Slutty Music Video
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Some Spring Break Whore
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Britney Spears is Out
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Fetish Videos of the Day – GIrls With Balloons
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Hilary Duff Gets More and More Duffgusting With Age
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Britney Spears Vs Jessica Simpson is a Stupid Fucking Video
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Jennifer Lopez Being Slutty in U-Turn
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Some Internet Pornstar Named Wifey Masturbating
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Kelly Brook Bikini Pictures
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Sandra Bullock Sex Scene
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Some Hot Photoshoot Video with Some Bitch Named Hyacinthe
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Some Slut Named Francine Dee Video
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Some Slut Named Kayla Cole
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Some Slut Named Ava Devine Showing Off Her Retardedly Huge TIts
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Some Slut Named Sabrina Rojas On The Beach
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Some Slut Named Uma Thurman’s Thong Whale Tail
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Some Slut Named Natalie Portman’s Sex Scene That Sucks
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Some Slut Named Danielle Lloyd
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Some Slut Named Evelyn Lory
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Some Slut Named Paris Hilton Making Out with Hugh Hefner
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Some Slut Named Abigail Clancy Bikini Pictures
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Some Slut Named Bianca Gascoigne With a Friend and Tits
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Some Slut Named Reon Kadena
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Some Slut Named Barbara Stoyanoff
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Some Slut Named Emilia Attias
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Jessica Biel’s Dog Sniffs Her Crotch When She’s on the Rag
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Some Teens Fucking in the Park
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Some Guy Hits a Girl and Gets Struck by God’s Vengeance or a Cab Driver..
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Julia Roberts is Pregnant and Getting Gas
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Some Pole Dance Video
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Michelle Marsh in Maxim
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Some Angelina Jolie Crotch Comic
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Some Neil Young VIdoe
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Some Britney Spears Blowjob Links
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Meet The Pussy Cat Doll Contestants
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Nylon TV Makes Shitty Hipster Videos
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Some Naked DJ
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Scarlett Johannson in Vogue
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Miss USA Camel Toe
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Brianna Frost has an INSANE Ass
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The Best of Miss Hooter’s 2007
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This Spray Will Get You Laid
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A drunk cop Beats Up a Bar Tender
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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