Today was a day for walking. I realize that I am getting pretty much no where with with the site. My stepdaughter asked me to get her tickets to see Bloc Party so I emailed the cocksuckers at Vice who told me there would be no way to get me on the list. Nice fucking people. I also came up with about 30 things to write about tonight but I forgot everything with all the fresh air taking away my bitterness, summer is coming, the bitches are out and I have to pee. I got a great email from a reader telling me that she is becoming a porn star because of me. It made me feel like the real jesus, making dreams come true and shit. That’s all I really have to say about that because I really have to pee and while I am doing that, check out my links that I found for you…
Paris Hilton’s Tits are Big – How?
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Thora Birch’s Dad Watches Her Bang on Set and Probably At Home
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Michelle Williams is Hot
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The Not so Hot Copy Girl You’d Probably Bang Cuz You Have No Standards
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Eva Green in Some Magazine Looking Hot
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Kelly Rowland and Eve have a New Music Video
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A Hot Peeping Tom Poolside Masturbation Video
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Rose McGowan has Great Tits
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Hot Aerobics Video
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Cars and Babes Video
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WebClassics: Sex Ed for Retards
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Foot Insertion Porn
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A Couple Having Sex on a Public Beach
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Elephant Anal Sex
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Stacy Keibler Bikini Pictures
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LastNightsParty Video of SuperAdriana
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Meagan Good’s Got Cleavage
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Penthouse Pet Errica Campbell
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Live Sex on a Japanese Gameshow
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Live Sex on a Japanese Gameshow Part 2
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Nude Aerobics
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Petra Nemcova is Too Hot for James Blunt, but Lohan’s Not
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Some Saturday Night Football Skit With Some Football Guy and Kids
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Prince William Groping Some Chick’s TIt
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Some Loser Sings About Evolution
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Lohan Likes Old Men
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Vida Guerra Reveals Her Beauty Mark on Her Box
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Natalia Bush in Matrix Magazine
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Kirsten Dunst and Her New Rocker Boyfriend
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UK Singer Myleene Klaas in a Bikini
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The Britney Spears Mob
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Hilary Duff Pretending She’s Got Tits
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Tony Parker Music VIdeo – French Rap is Cool
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Highspeed Car Bowling
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A 3 Year Old Talks About Monsters
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LastNightsParty With Sluts All Over the Motherfucker
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UK Playboy Cybergirls VIdeo
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WebClassic – Blind Date With a Crackhead
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Joanna Krupa in Playboy
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LastNightsParty at SXSW
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Beach Boys – God Only Knows from 1978
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Katie Lohmann in Fishnets
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Pierced Celebs
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CobraSnake Turns LastNightsParty
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Some Eliza Dushku Lookin’ Slutty
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Virgins Need Pussy Too… This Will Help
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