I don’t really know if that is technically a true statement, but because of Paris Hilton’s herpes, I am going to say that it is. I guess what I am trying to say is that if you put a pile of shit next to a pile of shit and are asked to choose the prettier pile of shit, you’re going to go with the one that doesn’t have any blood in it. Nicky Hilton is the wholesome sister who probably has a seedy past, because that’s just the way sister’s are but she didn’t do it on camera for all of us to witness, so I am going to have to say that she’s the pile of shit without the blood….