I don’t know if this has really made the Internet rounds yet, because it was emailed into me, and I never do background checks, but it made me laugh because it’s some kind of twisted shit that I wish I had come up with or wish I had executed for the website instead of some shitty radio show.
I have never made a mother and daughter make out. I have never fantasized about a mother and daughter hooking up in front of me, but I did used to think about one of my girlfriend’s daughter who was in college and would wear her panties around the house like I was in that movie Lolita. I did know a guy who used to to slam his girlfriend’s daughter when he would show up for dinner a couple hours early, but that shit is standard and probably happens all the time, but making out for shitty tickets to a shitty white trash comedy show is pretty much next level and only happens in places where shitty white trash comedy show tickets are considered a prize, a white trash place we should all move to, if ugly fat sluts who like donuts is your thing.