I was working on my Academy Award speech today, because I figured stepTV will be the next big thing as the first movie in theaters shot on cellphone, meaning that I’d obviously win. Part of winning is being prepared to accept the award gracefully and as much as I want to show up to the ceremony with a crackwhore smelling of urine to remind Will Smith of his youth, I started to plan my speech, the only person I could think to thank was Sam my cigar vendor who always gives me free cigars, today it was some cuban thing that was fantastic and carried me through my stepLINKS, so click on them if you’re not gay. Cuddles.
Ghetto Wedding Pics
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Scary Spice names Her Kid After Eddie Murphey, Even Though He Denies Being the Dad
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This is what Mickey Avalon is Trying To Be
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Scarlett Johansson Falls Down the Stairs Video and I Laughed.
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Grandma Hits the Motherfuckin’ Beach and Turns Me On
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Britney Eating Fries
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Carrie Underwood is Drunk and a Slut
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Kirsten Dunst Hungover
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Treadmill Stunts
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American Apparel in France Shows Tits But Won’t Advertise on This Site
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Kate Bosworth Red Lipstick No Smoke, Sorry LohanWanker, If You’re Still Out There?
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Sheryl Crow Is Telling People How to Shit for Global Warming, While Touring With 4 Buses, 2 Tractor Trailers and 6 Cars because She’s a Cunt.
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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World’s Shortest Mother and her Sick Fucking Boyfriend Who Is Obviously a Fucking Weirdo
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Aishwarya Rai Wedding Pictures Because Now She Can Have Sex
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Some Mini Skirt Cheerleader Action
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Collien Fernandes Photoshoot in Thailand Video
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Ugly Bitches For Britney
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Hot Asian Girl Named Eriko Sato
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Lohan Steals Clothes From Her Friends Because She Is Hotter than Them
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Mena Suvari in Bikini For Rolling Stone
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Spice Girl Reunion
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Adriana Lima’s Nipples for Armani
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Pam Anderson is Going to Adopt, Cuz She is Too Old and Damaged to Get Pregnant, I think It’s Got something To Do With Too Many Abortions
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Lohan Leaving Winstons – It’s a Club and She’s Pretty Amazing
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Kate Beckinsale Goes to the Pool
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5000 People Smoking Weed to Celebrate 4/20 in Vancouver
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A Few Lookin’ Good Sweethearts All At the Same Time
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Some Dumb Bitch Trying To Be Funny With Her Shitty Grandma Panties Jokes…
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This Video Is More Popular Than My Site
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Woman Poops Out Of Her Vadge
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More on the Myspace Drama
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Last Night’s Party Involved Fat Naked Chicks Covered In Watermelon
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Some SNL Skit called the Dress Store Feature Scarlett Johannson
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Manuela Arcuri is Topless in this Photoshoot, I Don’t Know Who She Is, But It Don’t Matter…
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Some Lotion Tit Action
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Intense Coke Ad By Jack White
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Dirty Fucking Upskirt
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Kirsten Dunst and Bryce Dallas Howard Talk To Jane Magazine
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A reader Wants You To Join His Myspace Group
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Paulina Rubio Performing in Lingerie
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Gay Sports Pictures to Laugh At
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Agent Provocateur’s Got Some Lingerie Shit Going On
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Maxim in Greece With Some Chick Named Katerina Georgopoulou
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Some Intense Ping Pong Ball Bouncing Because It’s Cool
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Use This To Get Laid Cuz It Will Do You Some Good
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