These are supposed to be recent candids of Jordan Katie Price doing pregnant chick things because she is pregnant. There’s really not much hotter than knowing a dude has dropped his seed inside some girl who he probably should have just met at a bar, taken back to her place to slam her with a condom because you don’t know where she’s been to go home to his wife, a respectable woman who raises his kids the next day. This is like a modern day fairy tale, where the bar slut that everyone’s had a piece of because her tits distract them from her washed up whore face and life’s all about experience and not many girls have tits like this to experience, finds love. I think the sentence doesn’t make sense, but you know what I am getting at, people don’t date girls like this, they have them on speed dial for when they are drunk and want some action, but due to life’s wonderful mysteries, some dude decided to marry the bitch. My only explanation is that she gave him STDs or has compromising pictures of him have sex with a man and is bribing her, or maybe dudes on her payroll but I guess that doesn’t change the fact that he came in her.
Pregnancy is such a beautiful thing, even on a bitch who’s probably had dozens of abortions in the last 2-3 years and the gyno said “NO MORE” you’re gonna have to make this one come to term…Maybe that’s why she’s hiding it with her bag, because she’s embarrassed of it. I guess I should stop now. Good thing no one reads this shit….