I am – stepLINKS of the Day

I don’t really remember what I did today. I was pretty burnt out. I accidentally ate liquid paper and thought I was dying, but realized that everytime I did street drugs, I was probably consuming a hell of a lot worse household products than shit they give little kids in school. I still decided to sleep it off, but that doesn’t mean I was too busy for my links…But first read what I wrote to Kimmy Stewart on Myspace, before it got deleted….

Kimmy,

You’ve probably never heard of me, but I like to tell people that I am famous on the internet because it is overcompensation for my small penis and shitty life.

I just listened to your song – When I Make Love I Was Thinking of You….

I wanted to ask if you wrote that to your liver while banging Joe Francis, because that fucker wronged you by being diseased and incapable of processing your booze, forcing you to make irrational decisions, like raw dogging him and landing you Herpes?

Just curious! Can’t Wait to see the video. Hit me up sometime.

With Love,

Jesus Martinez

DrunkenStepfather.com

Now here are my links….



Turns Out Kimmy Stewart is a Singer and This is Her Demo Song

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Girl Next Door Kendra Wilkinson in a Bikini

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Keira Knightley and Sienna Miller having Fun On Set

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Paris Hilton and Her Mom Talk About Her Going to Jail on Video

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A Whole Lot of Celebrity Ass

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Maggie Gyllenhaal Breastfeeds in Public

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Intense Cameltoe Video

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Penelope Cruz Sex Scene

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Petra Nemcova Side Tit Shot

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Sofia Loren’s Huge Old Tits

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Some Photographer with Nude Pics I Like – He’s Mexican

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Pete Wentz Opened a Club in NYC and His Marketing Campaign is that you Can Have Sex in the Bathroom because he only has Sex with Ashlee Simpson while in the bathroom taking a shit, she’s hasn’t quite got hot enough for the bed….Here’s a Video of The Club Bathroom…

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The 2 Sides of Fergie

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David Beckham Gaying Out Hard at a Soccer Game

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Hasslehoff is Banned From Seeing his Kids because of the Drunk Video

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Remember Rachel Bilson, Here She Is Lookin’ Hot

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Highschool Food FIght

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Some Girl Named Fancine Dee Shaking Her Ass on Camera at a Party…

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Tyra Banks in a Bikini for Shape Magazine

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Tyra Banks in NYC Lookin’ Like Shit, Not Just Because She’s Brown…

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Melanie Griffith is Lookin’ Busted and Old, Like a Catcher’s Mitt

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Ty from Extreme Home Makeover Got Arrested

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Anna Nicole Unseen Interview about Prescription Drugs

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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart

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Amateur Party Girls Getting Naked

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Geek Porn that Isn’t That Geeky

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The Orgasm Gun Performance Video

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Rachel Bilson Topless Sex Scene

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Some Czech Model Naked and Posing

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Guy Takes a Fake Piss on People on the Lazy River Ride at the Waterpark

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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart – NSFW

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Amazing Cutting Off Panty Video

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Paris Smoking a Joint at Coachella

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Kimberly Stewart in Her Underwear Posing

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Little Kid Playing With a Cobrasnake, Not the Hipster Kind…

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Some Cam Girl Named Luna All Naked and Doing Cam Girl Things

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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart

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Eva Longoria Dresses Like Hayden Panettiere

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Hayden Panettiere Showing Off Her Huge Guns

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Claire Danes Showing Off Her Fat Tits…and by Fat Tits I Mean Non Existent Tits

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I may have linked this one already, but it is The Superficial Friends Cartoon Featuring Cunt Perez Hilton’s Voice…

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Some Pics of a Naked Pregnant Chick

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Almundena Fernandez in her Lingerie

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Shot By Kern is a VBS Video About a Nude Photographer Named Richard Kern and Bitches He Takes Pics Of…

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Car Racer Danica Patrick Will be Non-Nude in Playboy

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Some Band Called Fountains of Wayne have a Video Featuring The Dude from The Daily Show Named Demetri Martin….

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New Lilly Allen Video – Because I Hate Her

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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart

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Some Hot Lingerie Photoshoot Video

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Brittany Murphey Married an Old Man

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You can’t get laid – Try This – It Works

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I am – stepLINKS of the Day June 20th, 2013