Vote For Me….
Some of you know that I am in Montreal and I get no respect here either. There is a local paper called the Mirror and they do a Best of Montreal Poll. They have a category for best local blog and I feel like I should win it. To be counted you need to fill out 25 questions and since you don’t live here, that may be a pain in the ass, so I decided to tell you what to fill out. Do it if you can. I figure all votes will help and since you have nothing better to do with your time, this can fill it for 5 minutes. I make your life have meaning – Admit it…
Cast your vote for the 18th Annual Best of Montreal.
Rules:
One entry per reader. You must fill out at least 25 categories for your entry to count and to be eligible for prizes. Suspicious entries will be eliminated.
Questions marked with a * are required fields
Do not press Return or Enter until you have completed the form. Use the tab key or mouse to go to the next question.
Deadline for entries is May 11-07, midnight.
Results will appear in the May 31 issue of the Mirror.
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and Write Your Name, Phone Number and Email, Then Write This:
What’s the best new thing in Montreal in the last five years?
DrunkenStepfather.com
Montrealer closest to sainthood
Jesus Martinez
Montrealer closest to hell
Jesus Martinez
Most desirable man
Jesus Martinez
Most desirable woman
Lara Roxx
Best Dressed Montrealer
Gold Pants Girl from the Girls Stealing a Bike Video
Tackiest personality
Jesus Martinez
Best Montreal weirdo
Jesus Martinez
Best neighbourhood
East End
Best minority
Brown People
Best place to spot celebrities
DrunkenStepfather.com or Time Supper Club Parking Lot, See I am – Christina Aguilera’s Tour Bus Video
Best place to have public sex
Anywhere, As Long As I Am Watching
Best Watering Hole
Any Park Bench with a 40.
Best pickup spot
The Corner of Ste Catherine and St Laurent
Best afterhours
Le Chablis Motel, They Rent By The Hour….
Best strip club
Beaudette, It’s Full Service from Hot Chicks Who Suck Dick….
Sexiest French pickup line
Mange ma plotte….
Best drug
Meth
Best busker
Homeless Man Dance
Best local actor
The Retard in that Boxing Movie that was Nominated for an Academy Award….
Best local actress
Elisha Cuthbert
Best local filmmaker
stepTV
Best art exhibit
Daniel Johnston Cuz Crazy People are Awesome….
Best author
Jesus Martinez
Best magazine/zine
DrunkenStepfather.com
Best Blog
DrunkenStepfather.com
Best rep/art house cinema
The Dollar Cinema
Best Mexican
Jesus Martinez
Best fishmonger
Jesus Martinez
Follow This Link And Make a Differnce. Your Voice Matters…
Now here are my links
Amy Winehouse Meth Teeth
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Heidi Montag Making Out With Some Dude at an ATM Machine. Whore.
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Really Big Tits on the Beach
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Paris Hilton Caught Driving and Crying
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Carmen Electra Will Teach You How To Be Sexy
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Christina Aguilera From When She Was Dirty…The Way I Like Her….
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Conan Can’t Keep His Eyes off Heidi Klum’s Tits
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Porn Star Randy West Interview
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Gretchen Calson’s Downblouse on Fox News Video
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Gia Allemand Maxim Spread
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Gia Allemand Video Shoot Part 1
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Gia Allemand Video Shoot Part 2
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Uncensored Clip From “Shut Up and Model”
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Some Busty Teen Doing Cartwheels With Her Big Tits
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Some Chick Dancing and Shaking Her Ass On Cam for you
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Joss Stone and Common New Video
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This Porn Company is Donating $1 of Every Sale to Don Imus’ Retirement Fund
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Lookin’ Good Hairy Assed Sweetheart
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Some Throwback Catherine Bell Bikini Pics
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Hot Car Wash Video
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Trashy Chick Fight
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Beckham Banging The Way He Likes It
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Posh Spice’s Car Broke Down
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Liz Hurley Topless on a Yacht
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Sanjaya’s Mom Busted with a Bong
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Kim Kardashian Without Make Up
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Cameron Diaz’s Hot Legs
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Sam Cooke in NUTS Magazine
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Pornstar Taylor Rain Smoking and Drinking When She Was 5
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Some Hollywood Plastic Surgery Shockers…
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Rickey Lake Lost 125 Pounds and Poses in a Bathing Suit For You To Tell her She’s Still Fat
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Some Chick Getting a Bikini Wax Video
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Vending Machine Kick
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Crazy Guy At The College Frat Party Who Has Never Got Laid in FleshFlicks – Gang Bang Etiquette Video – NSFW
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Drunk Hasselhoff the Muppet Remix
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Remember the Topless DJ
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Kelly Clarkson Performing Fat on Live With Regis and Kelly Video
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Lohan With a A Self Help Book
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Amazing Wedgie Video
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Eva Horvath in a Tiny Bikini
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Lucy Pinder Covers Up in NUTS MAGAZINE…But is still Hot Enough to Look At…
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Rihanna Looks Like an Alien
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Hayden Panettiere and Her Friend Rumer Willis Hangin Out
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Bra Wars in Zoo Magazine
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Someone’s Sister is a Total Slut on Camera for You…
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Photobucket Tits
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart Turns Hot or Hot Chick Turns – Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Shilpa Shetty Hot London Premiere Pictures
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Some Face Catching Video I Don’t Get It
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Chick Who Was in Penthouse Posing
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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