I went to the strippers tonight, because that’s what I do, and because a friend of mine had landed some money recently from some accident settlement from years ago that just came through. He hasn’t given us any real details on the accident, but I am pretty sure he was molested by his priest. Either way, dude took us out, he didn’t buy us lap dances because he’s not that generous. Nothing really happened that is worth talking about, there were girls in stupid outfits and lingerie who got naked and ignored our harassment and avoided our group because we all look like fucking hurtbags. It was pretty standard and I am drunk and I know that’s not really surprising. I still found a way to do my links. That’s just how professional I am – motherfuckers…
Salma Hayek has Huge Milk Filled Tits
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Hot Angelina Jolie Commercial
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Fergie Working Out To Motivate all you Fat Fucks
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Jumpen is Some Dance That’s Big in the Netherlands…
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Cameron Diaz Watches Some Sex Show Cuz Her Biological Clock is Ticking…
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Jenny McCarthy Gives Sex Advice While Dressed Sexy
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Kate Moss Yoga Statue May Turn You On
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Lohan’s Belly Button Ring In Action
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Kate Middleton Panty Upskirt
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Former Miss Nevada Hospitalized for Partying
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Joanna Krupa Naked for PETA
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Maria Menounos Golfing Like a Slut
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Britney’s Back Up Dancer is Paid to Say She’s Hot
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Evangeline Lilly Hot on Kimmel Last Night
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Gemma Atkinson Takes Her Tits for a Swim Bikini Pics
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Funny Prank on some Jesus Loving’ Public Access Call in Show
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Some Cam Girl Let’s Us Know The Truth About Online Porn…if you care….
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Amateur Teen Dancing on Cam
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Photobucket Vagina
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LastNight’s Party Gets Some Chick to Walk Arond in Her Bra and Underwear
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Jack Osborne Does CobraSnake Party Cuz He’s a Cunt
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Some Chick Named Codi Milo Naked and Posing
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61 Year Old Phone Sex Operator
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Really Fucking Hot Photobucket Chick
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Gang of Monkeys Initiate a Member in the Bathroom
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Miss July Wins Playmat of the Year Video
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Dane Cook Sucks and These People Know It and Prove It…
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Funny Pornstar Fight….Cuz Porn Chicks are Knows for being Stable
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Some Guy Confronts His Crazy Girlfriend and the Guy She Cheated With
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Melanie Griffith Lookin’ Fucking Haggard in the Knees
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Best Air Sex Video of All Time
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Teen Pimped Herself at her Mom’s at Home Daycare
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Real Life Swingers in their 60s in Action
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Some Hot Sluts in this Music Video
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One of those Caption This Moments I Hate, But Laughed At
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Rachel Bilson Out With Her Homo Boyfriend From Star Wars in Shorts
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Some Chick Named Melanie Slade in Picture
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Amandah Berkowski Sends in Another Piece of Shit Video of Her Trying to Be Sexy While Singing Her Shitty Songs Badly…
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Melina Sarchese Argentine Playmate Posing….
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Girl Doesn’t Like The Taste of This Dude (NSFW)
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No Sex For Eva Longoria
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Hot Chick Taking a Bath
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Some Dude’s Hairy Wife
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Hot Adriana Lima Video
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Kate Moss Saved Lilly Allen’s Life…Unfortunately…
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Some Photobucket Chick I think is Fake
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You are Virgin, Or You Are In a Sex Slump. Girls Sense That And Don’t Like Guys Who Don’t Get Pussy – This Will Help
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