I went to a bar the other night to drink because that’s what I do. The place was a fucking dump that was in the basement of some hotel or some shit and after getting walking right in, ignoring the line of losers and getting to the bar to order a drink I realized that I was in over my head. The drinks were a fucking rip off and I figured where the drinks are pricey the girls are hot, so even though I couldn’t afford to drink there I decided to buy a round. I was so focused on getting booze that I didn’t realize that everyone in the place was fucking ugly. After finishing my drink and walking around, I realized every girl was fucking fat and busted and dressed in tight clothes. I was fucking floored because I didn’t realize Lookin’ Good Sweethearts congregated in public places, but almost felt lucky to be part of their convention until breathing in through my nose and smelling a burning shitty cloud of fucking stink that actually made me fucking gag. On my way out of the fucking place I saw dudes actually hitting on these beasts and making out with them and hump dancing them and it was like the ugly girls were hot girls and I guess that’s why they went there. It was like a horrible fucking dream….
I hope these links bring the same feeling to your lives…
FHM Study Abroad Featuring Charlotte McKenna who is a UK Hot Slut
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Hysterical Paris Hilton Mugshot by BryanBoy…He Looks Just Like Her I don’t Know Who That is Worse For…
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Jordan Admits What Everyone Already Knew and That’s that she has a Loose Vagina and Is Getting it Rebuilt After the Baby….
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Kim Kardashian Things Her Ass Is A GIft and Shows it off in a Weird Way While Waiting for her Car
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Some Rihanna Ass While Performing
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stepHOTLINE Message Number 2 – It’s a Sad One. I don’t know how to make these steam…
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Courtney Love Lookin’ Like a Haggard Street Whore…Exclusive
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Ana Beatriz Barros Panty Picture Moment
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After Today’s Events – Here’s a Little Milk Fetish Video Action
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Selma Blair is a Man
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Vintage Lohan and Barton Ad
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Jews were Pimps in South America
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Elle Macpherson Amazing See Through Dress Because I Love Her
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Jennifer Hurt is Playboy’s June Cyber Girl
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Hysterical Birthday Strip Surprise Video You’ll Love
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Little Boy Looking Hipster Chicks Washing a Car in Their One Piece Hipster Bathing Suits
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Crazy UnSexy Dancing Chick
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Topless Chick in the Shower
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Some Transformer Stills for you Virgins
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Memories of Paris Hilton Taking a Bath in this Time Where She Spends Her Days in the Communal Shower
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Knocked Up Boobies Matchup
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Gisele Bundchen Has Obviously Never Met You
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Weirdest Lookin Bum Ever..The Fucking Thing Scares Me…
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Liv Tyler and Kate Bowsworth Kissing
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Paris Hilton’s Awkwardly Tall Brother Got Mugged
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Paris Hilton’s Prison Experience So Far – Amazing
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More Alien Porn Clips
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Ten Great Moments in Porn Comedy
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Evil Passed Out Friend Prank
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Even the Bums Can’t Believe This dude’s Slamming Aguilera
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Justin Timberlake Signs a Youtuber…I wonder when he’ll sign me…
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Kelly Osborne is the Only Living Pig in New York
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Some Air Sex For you To Love
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Another Paris Hilton Prison Porn Moment Called “Paris Learns To Give”
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Idiots Lighting Their Heads on Fire
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Girl Cries During a Porn Shoot – Then Gets Pissed On…I Don’t Get This Shit..
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Some London Olympics 2012 Logo Meets Bayside High Action – I don’t get it either…
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Herbert the Pervert From Family Guy Compilation Because He’s The Best Part of the Show….
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Hot Webcam Girl in Action Because That’s What Webcams Are For
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Knocked Up Is A Rip Off of Some Book and Bitch is Suing Cuz Everyone Always Wants a Piece
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37 Years of Joan River’s Face
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Nicole Richie Slut Hiding in Her Car Because She Cares About the People…
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Hipsters in the Bathtub…I didn’t Know Hipsters Washed
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Crazy Truck Driver But Not As Crazy As The Language They’re Speaking or the Music They’re Listening to….
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Some Ellen Rocche Chick Photoshoot Video
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Use this Spray to Get Laid
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