I don’t know what happened again today, I was on the computer all day but couldn’t get any posts up after the letter to Splash. I think it was a good post but I wasn’t planning on letting it ride me through the day. It’s just the way things happen I guess.
I was at a coffee shop today where a group of new mother’s were hanging out. It’s pretty much what they do in the neighborhood. I assume they are either on maternity leave or are stay at home mom’s and don’t feel like staying home because it’s boring so they meet to talk to each other about how amazing they feel now that the little bastard has finally left the womb….
Coincidentally, one of the mom’s was breast feeding, out in the open and I couldn’t help but stare. Shit didn’t give me a boner, and I am not going to go off like a fag about how beautiful a baby and it’s mother is in their natural co-dependent state. I was looking because I wanted to see fucking nipple and take advantage of the opportunity of tits exposed.
One of the mom’s kept staring at me and I realized she used to be a slutty bar maid who served me daily about 3 years ago…I guess it was a whole “where are they now” situation. I didn’t want to make eye contact because I would have been lured into conversation while her friend’s tit was hanging out and I knew I wouldn’t have been able to not stare and woulda made a fool of myself.
I woulda got video, but the screen on my shitty camera broke so no more stepTV until it gets fixed. Here are my links.
I got Steve Aoki to put me on his guestlist for a party thanks to myspace. He’s playing at in Montreal at some Chachi bar that normally wouldn’t let me in. I told him he shoulda brought Lohan to me in my message, I got no response. But I think I made it on the list regardless..I feel so hip until I get there and everyone starts staring at me because I don’t belong….My sweatpants and old age and stink make me someone Chachi’s don’t want around…you know, ruining their party and asking their women to show me their tits. We’ll see what happens or if I actually go….I am all about the adventure.
Click my Links…
Jenny McCarthy’s Nipples on the Beach with Jim Carrey
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Paris May Be Goin Back To Jail
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Britney in a Bikini with her 2 Babies and her Assistant
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Sex with a Carebear
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Katherine McPhee is Crazy in Concert in a Jewish Outfit of the Day
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Gisele Lookin’ Hot on the Runway
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Guess Which Kid Forgot his Ritalin
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Rosalyn Sanchez Nude in Some Movie Called Yellow
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I love Cameron Diaz’s Legs
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Some Hot Lingerie Shoot
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Some Male Cheerleader Does a Drunken Backflip Without Realizing God Hates the Queers
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Sarah Michelle Gellar is High
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This is one of my readers, watch her high budget music video that made me laugh and aroused at the same time….
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This is one of my readers dancing
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Dude in a Wheelchair Went on the Ride of His Lifetime
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Reverend Al Sharpton is Mad that Paris is Being Released Early Because it is Racial and Economic Favoritism…
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Paula Abdul Can’t Keep a Publicist Cuz She’s an Insecure Crazy Person
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Some Naked Chick in the Rain
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I am not sure what these pics are of, but they were sent into me so maybe you know…
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Ashlee Simpson Banged Pete Wentz in the Bathroom
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Some Hot Cam Chick Dancing to a Horrible Fucking Song…
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More Lohan Workin’ Out
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Jessica Simpson Lookin Single and Ugly Enough to Bang
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Bob Barker’s Last Episode of Price is Right’s Goodbye Message
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Crazy Used Car Salesmen Viral For You To Laugh at
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AJ & Aly Michalka at Some Party Showin Leg
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Some Japanese Toilet Pranks
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Some More Japanese Gameshow Action
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Sex on the Beach
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Big Brother Night Vision Makes Clothes See Through
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Fernanda Tavares Sports Illustrated Photoshoot VIdeo
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Rebecca Loos Naked / Topless Big Tittied
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Lebian Bedroom Make Out
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Seriously Huge Ol’ Titties
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Crazy Drunken Bum Gets Mad
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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