I was sitting outside for about 15 minutes today before realizing that it was too hot for me and my fear of dying made me come back inside, but in those 10 minutes I saw to ladies with summer dresses on talking about their outfits. At first it was too fucking boring to listen to, but then the bitches started jacking up their skirts and joking around about not wearing panties. These women were in their 40s proving my theory that once a chick has a kid or two and their vagina’s have been seen by one man sexually for 15 years and by doctors and nurses during their pregnancies, they become a little more liberal about their sacred parts. I didn’t actually see their boxes or anything, but they both seemed really keen on proving that their were going commando and that they were nicely waxed for the weather. It may sound like a fantasy to you, but it did actually happen and trust me it’s no fantasy to me….even though they were pretty fit. I got something against old ladies that I haven’t quite figured out yet, maybe it’s the whole being married thing.
I was keen on getting out the links to you today, but for some reason I didn’t bother going through youtube or photobucket like I planed. Maybe tomorrow.
If anyone wants to help me do links, I’ll pay you in blowjobs because when summer comes, I get pretty fucking hot sitting on this fucking computer that pumps out more heat than my heater does in winter. Maybe it’s because I am poor and can’t afford heat but you get what I am saying and if you don’t just click the fucking links retard.
And don’t email me about this DJ Trippin’ picture, I don’t know who the fuck she is, or who he is, but I just made them both famous. Cuddles
Rachelle Leah in FHM Lookin’ Hot. She’s a UFC Chick
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Danny Devito Signed Some Nasty Sluts Massive Tits
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Britney Spear’s Ass Flash Video…Too Bad The Internet Doesn’t Let Us Smell What The People Around Her are Smelling…
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Kelly Brook Bent Over for Her Bikini Calendar Photoshoot Part 2
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Hot Chick Named Luba in Lingerie
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Some Slut Named Alison Sweeney’s Huge Tits
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Geri Halliwell Hired an Outdoor Extreme Massive Trainer to Make Her Look Tiny in Her Spandex
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Nick Lachey Threatened to Kill the Paparazzi on Video – Tough Guy
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The Booble Porn Minute
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Some Video Called Sesame Hood
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Angelina Jolie Giving Herself a Boob Tattoo in Foxfire
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Some Topless Spanish Reporter in Action
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Some Shitty Deleted Scene from Knocked Up Because I hate This Fucking Movie and you probably thought it was genius…
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Here’s Maxim’s Guide to Great Britain with Tits
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Some Freaky Kid Doing Freaky Things With his Freaky Body
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Drunk Chicks Sucking Tit at a Party
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Fucking Hippies and their Vegetable Orchastras
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Paris Hilton Tried to Kill Herself Before Going to Prison
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Italian Model Elisabetta Canalis In Her Bikini for the Summer
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Hula Skirt Loses Her Skirt Mid Dance
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Kate Moss Told Amy Winehouse’s Pete Doherty Copy Cat Husband to Piss Off….
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Shakira Having Sex With the Microphone
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Old Ladies Getting Naked for a Calendar
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Some Chick Named Olivia WIlde Lookin’ Goood in Slut Gear or H+M
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Teens on the Beach Video
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Some Girls Fake Tits Cam Show – NSFW
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Paris Hilton in Jail Parody Video That Sucks
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Some Choose Your Bikini Proper Video
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A whole lot of amateur chicks
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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The Assholes from Knocked up at the Spike Guys Awards Trying to Be Funny, Not Realizing I Hate Them Not To Mention Listening To The Camera Man Laugh Pisses Me Off
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New CSS Video – All The Hipsters Love CSS – I’ve Never Heard of Them
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Have I Posted This Photobucket Girl Yet?
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Pete Wentz Got in a FIght Defending Ashlee Simpson, Pussy
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You need sex more than me and I haven’t had sex in years which is a lot better than not having sex ever. Try this
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