Here are some pictures of Kelly Ripa sucking some white substance off her fingers from an episode of her Regis and Kelly show. I am posting them because I like turning non sexual things into porno, because I have been labeled a porn site and being a smut peddler I realize that almost everything can be considered explicit whether it’s a girl making a weird face that if taken out of context looks like she’s taking it up the ass, or whether it’s girls eating ice cream that’s dripping down her chin or whether it’s a girl breast feeding her kid, or whether it’s a girl grocery shopping, or kissing her husband in public, everything can be considered porno to the right person.
I know that there are people out there who jerk off to some weird shit that they consider amazing that I think is disgusting. An example of that is scat. I hate the site and smell of my own liver-diseased horrible diet shit and to think of getting a girl to shit on me kinda makes me feel sick
Speaking of making me sick. I was talking to this amputee the other day who told me that he always wanted to be an amputee. He said something about how his neighbor was born with one leg and he always got a lot of attention from people that from that day on he knew he needed to be one so he spent his life trying to deal with the shit. Whenever he’d get a girl to fuck him he would try to hide his right leg like he didn’t have one, and eventually, he intentionally had an accident that he didn’t go into forcing them to remove his leg. I guess that’s not really turning something innocent into smut, but it’s a pretty good fucking story of how weird some of you fuckers are.
Point of this post is that Kelly Ripa is the best thing to happen to daytime tv. Bitch just does something right to me and I am not sure what it is. Just to clarify things, I am saying that as an impotent married man and not a virgin collecting every picture I can find of her on the internet.