I feel uninspired. I haven’t been doing much leaving the house and I haven’t been seeing anything all that funny outside the house and I’ve told you all the stories I can remember and celebrities bore the fuck out of me. So I decided to start the day with a video of some dude getting arrested that I took this weekend while walking wasted down the street. I don’t know what happened, I was just in the right place at the right time and when I came home I checked out the video and saw a huge set of tits in it, making it even more amazing.
If you don’t speak french, the cop says “let go of him” and the chick crying is crying about me taking pictures because I was laughing and drunk and the whole incident was so fucking weird because I was just standing there one second and the cops rushed the dude the next. I am just happy it wasn’t me.
Point of the post is that I bring you the hard hitting news like I was Barbara Walters, only she’s got hotter tits than me. Speaking of tits, I found the boob appreciation group on facebook where 900 pictures of people’s boobs have been uploaded. Check it out if facebook is your thing, you may find an internet girlfriend or someone you went to grade school with who’s turned into a total whore since the second grade and she’s willing to show you what 20 years of life has done to her….Get on it.