I have been listening to a group of black guys doing smoke shows with their 1990 Pontiac for the last fucking hour. All I can smell is burnt rubber and all I can hear is squealing in my ears. I am annoyed but don’t want to go outside because today is not my day to get shot. I figure if they are crazy enough to do smoke shows, motherfucker is crazy enough to throw me in the trunk and drive away,. In case you were wondering, I sit on a computer all day and I am not very strong….so I’ll just keep listening and hope this smell gets me high.
Here are my links…
Megan Fox and her Hot Maxim Shoot Because She’s Always hot
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Tricia Helfer Did Playboy and Now Does FHM
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Hayden Panettiere Makes Out With Her TV Dad
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Christina Aguilera is Pregnat, Big Breasted and Braless
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Johnny Knoxville Talks About Bush as he Does and Doesn’t Video
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Jessica Alba Has One Night Stands
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Paulina Rubio See Through Nipples While Performing
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Vida Guerra FHM 2006 Shoot Video Because Hot Fat Ass is Timeless
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Rachel Bilson Lookin Boring But Still Worth a Round
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Mishca Barton’s Future On Screen Lesbian Lover
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Beyonce on the Beach. They Say There’s a Nip Slip But I don’t See it
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Jessica Biel Bends Over for Justin Timberlake’s Mom
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Naked Bond Girls From Yesteryear
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Haggis Chick is an Amateur Photographer From Flickr Who Gets Naked
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A List of Obscure Dating Sites that Suite Your Niche
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Girls on the Beach Gallery
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See Your Vagina from the Inside and Give it to your Mom for Mother’s Day Since She Made it and Other Erotic Sculptures
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This is What Happens When You Lose 300 Lbs…I think being Fat is Better…Fatty.
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Pam Anderson Playboy Tribute Video
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Miley Cyrus is Billy Ray’s 14 Year Old Daughter and Will be 18 in 4 Years and You’ll Still Be in Your Mom’s Basement
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Crazy in Court Gun Fight
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Some Reporter Fucks Up
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Jennifer Aniston at some Book Event Not Lookin’ Hot…
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Paris Hilton Wrote Someone From Jail and that Someone Isn’t Me….My Fingers are Crossed Though…
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Money Talks Porn Clip Because Everyone Has a Price
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Israeli Defense Forces Girls Posing like the Dangerous Sluts they Are…
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Natalia Paris is a Columbian Top Model and this is her in Lingerie…
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These Losers Work at CollegeHumor and You Probably visit That Site Making You a Fucking Loser by Association. God I hate you….
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Drunk Party Girl Shows Her Cauliflowered Asshole
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New Sex Fetish Called Bagging
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A Bra Causes the Sewer to Collapse
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The Clinton’s Spoof the Sopranos
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Fergie on the Cover of Shape Magazine
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Britney Spears is Drinking Again
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Naomi Campbell’s Got Hard Nipples
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Jewel in Court
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Some Pervert Watches 2 Drunk Kids Getting it On
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Pam Anderson’s Tits and Her Bodyguard Lover….
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Angelina Jolie is 98 Lbs and Looks Amazing…Maybe She Got AIDS from an AIDS Baby….
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Man Gets Disability for Being Addicted to Heavy Metal…You Should Try it With Porn at least you wouldn’t be Lying….
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Japanese Sex In the Elevator Video
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Renee Zellweger is Fucking Scary Looking…
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Paris Hilton is Starving Herself. Nothing She Isn’t Used To….
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Jack Osborne Used to Bang Paris Hilton
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Gynecologist Imposter
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Find Pussy in Your Hometown Because There Are Sluts Everywhere, Even Sluts That Would Waste Their Time On You…
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