I have a new email buddy who writes me stories about how her boyfriend fingerbangs her and how she once accidentally made out with a dog. She told me about going home with some random dude who had fat chick porn mags sprawled out all over his shitty apartment and how she woke up not knowing whether he raped her or not. I find this kind of shit inspiring. I’m thinking I should go out there and live more than sticking to a computer and reading/writing useless drivel, but I really have no where to go – so I’ll just keep relying on the few of you who actually aren’t too scared to venture out of your house…like this bitch who passes out on creepy dude’s floors and wake up wondering whether dude stuffed her or not….
This is shit that I was sent or that I went to today. Doesn’t mean shit’s amazing but I think it’s worth checking out. If you’re wondering why it is long, it always is because I am compensating for a short cock.
Here are the links:
Hot Chick Jumpin Around in a Bikini With Her Huge Tits and a Hot Ass Shake in Slow Motion
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Rosario Dawson Likes Chicks Because She Has a Dick
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Jenna Jameson’s New Tranny Look at Erotica Show in LA
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Megan Fox Maxim Photoshoot Video Cuz You Want to Fuck Her
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Fill in the Blank Homer Simpson – Test Your Simpson Knowledge Because You’re Bored and Lookin for a Good Time in all Different Ways.
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Kate Beckinsale’s Got Legs
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More Christine Lakin I want to Fuck
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Petra Nemcova Shows Off her Tits
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Busty Blonde Named Trixie Flashes
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Julia Stiles With Her Topless Friend
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You don’t need a seatbelt with these airbags…
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Spoiled Cunt Get Mad Wen Her Mom Gives Her a Lexus
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Girls Flashing at a Party
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John Tavolta’s Got a Lace Front
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Big Brother Brazil Gets Good Pool Footage, Hot Asses and Nip Slips
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Angelina Jolie Skinny and Out With Her Kid and by kid I mean Tits
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Ashton Kutcher Checking Out his stepDAUGHTER’s tits
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Brandon Davis Gets Pussy From This Chick in a Red Bikini
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Masturbation – Temporary Sexual Pleasure with Many Dangers….
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Rose McGowan in Arena Magazine
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Missy Peregrym is from Montreal and I want to See Her Naked
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Rebeca Cabral is a Brazilian Bikini Model Posing Video
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Hugh Hefner Says He’d Still Pay Paris to Pose….But Her Mom Won’t Let Her…
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Hayden Panettiere Pumping Gas
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Cameron Diaz Offends Peruvians
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The Evolution of Burt Reynolds from 1960 to Today
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WWE Wrestler and His Family Found Dead…Weird
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Penelope Cruz and Her Asian Friend
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More Christina Aguilera Big Ol Tit Pictures
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Rachel Hunter Hard Nipples..
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Dita Von Tease – Topless and Body Painted
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Kerri Russel’s Post Pregnancy Ass
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Playboy Photoshop’s Model’s Belly Button Out
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Megan Fox at the Screening of Transformers
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Flashing Girl Causes a Car Accident
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Posh Spice is Going to be a Cheerleader
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Eva Mendes Wanted to be a Nun and Now She’s A Slut You Jerk Off To…
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Kate Moss Has Some Crazy Floppy Skin on her Legs I Want to Lick
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Britney No Bra Spears
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Paris Exposed Tags Paris’ House – Amazing…WHy Didn’t one of You FUck’s Do that For me?
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Drunk John Stamos Interview….
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Bridget Fonda Tits in Video
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Some Fat Chick Named Beth Ditto Performing With Her Fat Tits Because She’s Doing All She Can Before the Stroke Hits.
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Neo Nazi Dude Who Shot People Up in Utah after Escaping Prison…Has Nice Tattoos…
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Ben Affleck Penis Action
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Some Shemale Cut Off It’s Legs Because It’s Supposed to be Some Kind of Insane Disorder and It’s on Jerry Springer…It’s fucking disgusting…
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Indiana Jones on Set in Costume Reminding Us He’s Too Old to be in Movies…
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Sarah Silverman is Ugly and in her Bra in Rolling Stone
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Brad and Angelina think “I LOVE YOU” is for Pussies…I think Angelina Jolie is For Pussy Too.
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Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace Topless Photoshoot
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New Amy Winehouse Video Because There Won’t Be Many Before She Dies of a Drug Overdose
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The First Feature Length Movie on Youtube Sucks
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart – Picture 2
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K-Fed’s Baby Momma Shar Jackson has a 16 Year Old Son…She’s 30
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Use This Site to Find Pussy
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Use This Spray to Get Laid
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