I ran into some people I know who spend some time in LA and they told me that DJ AM, the guy I call gayer than bicycle shorts on an almost weekly basis has told them that he hates me. When I heard that news, I was pretty happy because it means that my message is getting out there, even if it’s reaching lame fucking DJs who bang f-list celebrities who play bar mitzvah music and make way too much fucking money, enough to drive Lamborghinis.
I guess my next target should be Lohan, the day I find out she knows I exist will be better than today’s news.
Either way, here are my links:
Another Booble Porn Minute With Some Hot Tits
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Paris Hilton Goes to Hawaii in Disguise
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Britney Murphey has a Pretty Hot Ass in this Photoshoot
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Maria Sharapova in Action Pictures
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Bride Peeing in a Cup on Her Wedding Day Because She Doesn’t Want to Take off Her Dress…Video
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Hayden Panettiere Painted in a Bikini
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Hot Brazilian Ass Playing Soccer on the Beach
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Brooke Burke’s Hot Ass
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Megan Fox at the Transformers Premiere
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Jail Bait Alert…
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Claire Danes Has Hard Nipples on Leno
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Guy Gets Caught Banging an UGLY fucking Hooker in the Park on Video
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Best and Worst Celebrity Beach Bodies
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Remember Kylie Minogue Performing When She was Hot
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Kylie Minogue on Vacation
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Lucy Pinder in Video With Her Tits
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Coco and Ice T plan a Reality Show You Will Jerk Off To
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Fergie Bouncing Her Boobs Video
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Paris Hilton Stands to Inherit 100 Million Dollars
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Some Howard Stern Impersonator Scares Me
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Truck Driver Picks up a Hooker
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Skipping for God
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Electric Shock Porn Is Fucking Weird
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Pete Doherty Looks Like He’s Going to Die
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Eva Longoria Bikini Pictures from some Shoot
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Michael Jackson’s Kid is Going to Be Fucked or Zorro
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Mariah Carey Camel Toe
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Jennifer Garner Pregnant Belly and Little Tits
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Britney Delivers Papers to her Mother in Short Shorts
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Guys Test Out Porn Cliche’s in the Real World
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Dude Hanging By His Balls
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Lohan Had Cocaine in her System
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George Michael May Have Aids
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Eva Mendes Banned Her Dad From Seeing Her Sex Scene
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Krumping at the Driving Range….
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Watch This Dildo Action Wait Til the End…NSFW and Weird
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Pictures from L.A Erotica Show
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This Interview With a Kid Dressed Like a Zombie is Funny
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VH1 Has a Show About Ugly Chicks
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Some Girls Dancing Around, Shaking Their Asses….They Look 18 to Me…
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Girl Wants to Raise 50,000 Dollars Otherwise She Aborts Her Baby
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Gemma Atkinson’s Calendar Spread
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There are 9.5 Million Millionaires, I didn’t make the list this year again…
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Some Dude’s Funny Complaint to an Airline Company….Read it….
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This is NSFW, Girl Swallows Cum Then a Goldfish…
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Crazy Naked Crackwhore Sister
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Some Teen Model Chick Named Brooke Skye Playing Soccer With Her Friend in her Panties.
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Girl Topless on the Treadmill
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Not that you care but some Paris Hiton Bull Shit:
The Paris Hilton Interview Where She Says She Doesn’t Do Drugs
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The paris Hilton Video Where She Does Drugs
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Paris Hilton has Never Done Drugs Part 4
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Paris Hilton has Never Done Drugs Part 3
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Paris Hilton has Never Done Drugs Part 2
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Paris Hilton has Never Done Drugs Part 1
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Larry King and Paris Hilton After the Interview From Kimmel
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You Need This Spray To Get Laid….Because You’ve Got Shitty Game and Are Scared of Women
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