I wrote this hilarious post and did all the links and then my computer crashed because our house is hot as fuck and Jesus won’t get us an air conditioner. I wrote a fantastic intro, which I lost of course, along with all the links. I felt really movivated to continue after, as I’m sure you all would. But, something pretty funny did happen to me today.
I was driving back to my place with a friend in his car and there was pretty heavy traffic, so we hit up the Mc Donald’s drive through to grab some food. As we stop at this light, this street kid and his girlfriend go up to a BMW in front of us and start trying to squeegee the windown or some shit. I could see the kid in the passenger side waving the guy away. The homeless kid got pissed, you know cause homeless people generally think they are entitled to all shit we work all day for while they sit around in the sun drinking booze. The kid took his squeegee and not only hit the front windshield but also kicks the side of the passenger door which I am pretty sure left a dent.
As this point they were yelling racial slurs at the father and son in the car, and even telling them ignorant shit like to “go back to their country” etc, cause you know, thats whats racist ingorant people do. The traffic picked up, and the BMW drove away, I guess they didn’t want to get involved or some shit. So, I did the only thing I could think of and took the lid off my supersized orange soda and threw the thing on the kid as we drove by and my friend honked the horn. It was amazing. Here’s the links,
Most song lyrics are bullshit. Here’s some proof.
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I dunno who Battles are, but they seem pretty cool to me.
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The Joys of Food and Sex.
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Prisoner workout sing along.
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In case you are hungry and poor, like I am.
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Waste time at work playing this cool game.
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Michelle Marsh gets the dumbest tattoo ever.
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Josh Duhamel is dating what appears to be a man
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Cellphone in the bumhole. Cause you’re a perv like that.
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The colour purple….and orange.
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A wet t-shirt contest, because you never get to see boobs in real life.
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Natalie Denning is so hot it’s ridiculous
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Pam Anderson shows us her tits. For the millionth time.
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Chick walks through toen in a Meat Bikini.
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Lohan knows how to read! Or so she claims.
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Cameron Diaz wears see through tops. She’s probably trying to distract from her
face.
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Naked girls at a pool party.
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An ode to the Female Ass
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Use this next time you almost get robbed on the way home
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Drunk college girls get naked for the camera. What else is new.
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Brandon Davis is ugly and I hate him.
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Now THATS what I call a sex toy
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Your daily piece of ass.
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Nicole Richie is still going to jail, just later then we thought.
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More ET Porn
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Some Pretty Naked Photobucket Pics
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Next Generation of Rape Prevention
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Jessica Biel Big Tit Pics
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Mariah Carey Bikini Pics in Spanish
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Mark Ronson has a new album or something.
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The art of the Bikini.
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Now you can watch Scarlet Johanson undress without fear of a lawsuit.
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More Photobucket Vagina – Thanks Rogue Collector
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Live vicariously through the guy touching this girls ass.
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Charlie Sheen found a new wife-to-be to cheat on and abuse.
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Hairy wife. Because you are a dirty hippy at heart.
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Guys with big guts are hot, just ask Jesus.
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Rachel Bilson is adorable.
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Lindsay Lohan wants to get married.
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Why are Posh and Beckham famous?
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And More Photobucket Vagina – Thanks Rogue Collector
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Ninja Cheerleaders
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Kids give teachers Marijuana muffins. Awesome!
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Whores dancin to Christina Aguilera’s Dirty.
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Katherine McPhee is really hot.
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Hilary Swank is skinny. Duh.
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Pink .vs. Shitney Spears.
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Find sex in your home town, or where else you happen to be.
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Being a virgin at 35 is really, really sad. Maybe this will help you.
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Show Me Your Links and I’ll Show Your Mine
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