Okay day two is down, and I didn’t crash the site, though I still can’t figure out the Decock topless photo thing from this morning, and it’s pissing me off (sorry Nell). The guy who told me I had a heart like a piece of ice stopped by this afternoon and brought me lunch and then split. I’m not quite sure what that means. Either it’s a piece offering, or he’s trying to make me fat so that next time he sees me, he will be able to point out flaws to himself and stop loving me and all that is my good looks.
I’ve been getting lots of emails for photos, and my camera is in the shop, though I haven’t decided 100% whether you lot are worthy. Jesus told me not to, but he’s a fatass hanging out on a cruise ship, while I’m here talking to all 5 of you, so he doesn’t have much say on the subject. At least it’s Friday, which means tomorrow around 11am I will be waking up god knows where, next to gods knows who, with god knows what in my mouth. Just kidding! Click the links and maybe I’ll send you nudes. 😉 xoxo
Not all sports fans are middle aged fat guys and 12 year olds.
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Nicole Richie likes her men cut. I don’t.
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Gavin Rossdales hot illegitimate daughter shows her tits in a magazine.
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Wrestling 3 way.
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I hate babies, but this is awesome.
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The best body ever.
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Flesh Flicks – The (Almost) Silent Era (NSFW)
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Sexy sleeper hold.
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Random Photo Bucket
Thanks to Rogue Collector
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Look both ways….
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Chandler Bing is boning Meg Ryan.
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There’s nudes of Lohan floating around. Send them to me when you find them, because I’m too lazy to look myself
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Sophie Anderton has a sex boot company or something.
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Jemima Khan Upskirt
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Hott Chicks take a bath (NSFW)
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More Random Photobucket
Thanks to Rogue Collector
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Vote for Adriana Lima
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Christina Ricci looks like a Lego man.
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Win a date with Eri
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Old nudies of Kate Moss
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Avril Lavigne should just shut her mouth and look good, cause that is all she is good at doing.
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Accapella Mortal Combat
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Shannon Whirry is gorgeous.
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Lily Allen is cute sometimes
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Dani Wells in FHM
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Boxing press conference turns into a brawl
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Chest to chest action.
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Miss Nopi 2007
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Emmanual Chirqui’s breasts are spectacular.
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Elena Santarelli is prettier then the girl you will end up marrying because you don’t want to die a loser virgin.
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Win a date with Toni
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Heidi Montag is an intellectual.
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MORE Photobucket
Thanks to Rogue Collector
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Britney has a stalker. Maybe they will kill her and then we won’t have to hear about her anymore.
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Read a book, muthafucka!
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Bianca Gascogne topless
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GIRL FIGHT!
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720 dunk, for anyone who gives a shit about sports.
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Four roommates making out.
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Find sex in your hometown without drugging the girl first!
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Because you and I both know you aren’t getting any. It’s okay admit it.
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