I’ve been getting a large amount of junkmail in my e-mail box, a lot of which is people from Nigeria and Slovakesstan and all sorts of other places I have never heard of asking for my bank account information because they want to scam money from me, which I think is hilarious, because I have no money and if they were any good at their scams they find someone who did. I keep replying to all of them in hopes that I can string them along for a little bit and post the emails here for all 4 of us to laugh at, but no such luck yet.
I’ve developed this whole story line where I work for a charity and I’m a good christian, god fearing women who wants nothing more to help them after hearing their sad, sad, story. Hopefully one of them will bite, and we’ll get to fuck around for a bit. Until then, click these links so my stepfather doesn’t beat me when he comes back from his cruise.
Bikini car wash
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Victoria Beckham’s show is going to bomb. Maybe she will go back to Britain and we can stop hearing about her.
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Sting is going to pay
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Lohan’s fans stick up for her. She probably paid them, because she has no real friends.
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Kimberly Kane wants you in the bathroom
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College Hottie of the Week
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For the rich trailer trash
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Pranking C-Span
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Liza Minelli is a wax figure.
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Face plant into the water
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Sauna sex is dangerous, just ask David Ducovney
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Weeds Season 3 update
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Andy dick got knocked the fuck out!!
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Paulina Rubio kind of upskirt but not really
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Hot chick and some blood in Esquire
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Screw tattoos, branding is where it’s at
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Little kid fucking with adults…No, not like that
This is filmed in my home city
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Video from Jessica Simpson’s fashion show.
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Rihanna does paper magazine.
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Robin Williams is a comic genius of bad movies.
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Salma Hayek screen shots from Dogma
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Incredible Picture
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Creator of Backstreet Boys and N Sync is going to jail. Serves him right.
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All these chicks make more money then you do
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Download the new Harry Potter, so you don’t have to steal it from the bookstore.
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Lookin’ good sweetheart
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And boy, does he have some GREAT rape stories….
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Some fatass gets stuck in shallow water
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Luke Skywalker is a real mother fucker
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Your Daily Piece of Ass
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Lord Conrad flippin’ the bird
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Pink is fucking weird looking
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Jennifer Ellison and Danielle Lloyd bikini pics
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Candace Michelle Bikini shoot
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Julianne Moore coloured her beautiful red hair blonde. What a tard.
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Girl next door washes her car
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Drunk girl on a pole
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Amanda Harrington in a gold bikini GO
Couple banging in a store window. Prolly fake, but who cares.
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Lily Allen shows off her third nipple
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Killer bike crash
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Ashlee Exposed
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Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo fully clothed
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More Vickie Blows
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Do it like Daddy showed you!
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Fastforward blowjobs, because I know you don’t last long anyways GO
Vodka Roulette
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Katherine McPhee looking naughty, but sweet.
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Megan Fox at some random airport
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Amy Winehouse needs to loose some fucking weight
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Pam Anderson in a see through dress
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Steroids found in wrestlers system. I am shocked. SHOCKED.
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K-Fed spends money he doesn’t even have on a nursery
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Eva Longoria eats ice cream. Whoop dee fucking doo.
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Ashley Simpson is knocked up and engaged?
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Because I know you can’t talk to girls in real life
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There’s a first time for everything! Use this to help you get laid.
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Send me links or stalk me here.
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