I’m way to tired to write anything funny here right now. It’s been a long week without Jesus around, and I hope most of you guys are happy with the site content. He left us some big shoes to fill. If not, just keep your pants on, fatass will be back soon.
I made you some links tho, click them and I will be your best friend.
hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez
stepdaughter[at]drunkenstepfather.com
And today in Porn….
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Next time your friend passes out drunk, do this….
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Sally Kirkland is a fucking nut
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Prison Thriller, as in the music video by Michael Jackson.
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Lohan Arrested and released. I hope next time she runs over a fucking kid.
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Arab road skating
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Drink or Strip?
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Shit is hitting the fan for Lohan’s career
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Elvis lives, and he’s fucking Sunrise Adams
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This guy likes to pee on hookers, of course for you that’s just an everyday thing, cause you’re a perv like that.
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Big tits and a mini skirt
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My lawyer can beat up your lawyer
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Some kid plays the Simpsons theme on two guitars.
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Some Russian pop star does Playboy
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Some chick from Big Brother with no top on
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Wrestling chicks
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High speed camera records water balloon breaking
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Natalie Portman’s nipple, kind of
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Who the hell is Carolina Marconi
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Shit from Japan is fucked up, and no, I’m not racist
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Taking it back to the 50’s
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More of pregnant Naomi Watts
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Thoughtful abortion debate.
Thanks Amy
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Kate Moss is crying…hahaha
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Johnny Depp is getting married. I am very, very sad.
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David Beckham presents Youth Cup
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Lohan cleavage
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Asian guy gets shot by paintballs
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Kangaroos will kick your ass
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Space shuttle takes out a bird
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More crackhead antics of Pete Doherty
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Lookin good Sweetheart
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Suck it, fuck it, or leave it alone
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Tara Reid’s tits are fucked man
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R.Kelly is fucking weird
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Pierce Brosnan to be the voice of Thomas the Tank Engine is yet another Hollywood remake they are going to ruin
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Paris Hilton is really making good on her word to change
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Veronica Logan = Very Nice
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Justin Timberlake likes the meat
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Swapping Kate Moss for Maggie Gyllenhall? OOooooookay…
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Courtney Love can’’t spell, but sure still rocks harder then you ever will
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Don’t pee on the ice
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Orgasm booth
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Britney Spears, hooker widow
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Delores Oriordon’s drummer had a seizure on stage
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Morrissey has beef with Madonna
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It’s business time!
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Masumi Max and Francine Dee = The Hottness
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Britney remembers panties for once!!
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Amy Winehouse if a fat fucking pig
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Ricky Martin pretends to be straight
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Gisele turns 27
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You stay classy…
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Find sex fast and easy online
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We all know you are a virgin, use this to get laid
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