I’ve been getting a lot of emails asking questions about myself so I thought I would take some time to answer some of them here today
1) Yes, I am a different person then Jesus, and I am not just him dressed up as a girl posting. Althought the thought of that really makes me laugh.
2) As appealing as auctioning off my virginity to the highest bidder on the site, I’m not a virgin anymore, and have, in fact, been ruined many times over. And over.
3) Yes, Jesus is just as bad in real life
4) No, I’m not sure if I’m staying around when Jesus gets back, I hope so.
5) No, I haven’t lezzed it out with Sugar Nell…Yet.
6) Yes, I realize I am not as funny as/good as/ smart as/ etc as Jesus, but like or not, asshole, I’m her till he gets back. Deal with it.
Hope this answers some of the questions you guys had. Here’s some links, click them and your wildest dreams will become your reality.
hugs and kisses
Marie-eve Martinez
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Thanks Jonathan
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