It’s been a long day, I think I have food poisoning I can’t tell for sure. I can’t decide if the bad thing about the date was the food and that I am now sick or the fact that I didn’t get laid, but I guess they are both pretty bad for their own reasons.
I don’t understand guys – nay – people who don’t want to fuck on the first date. Don’t give me that I don’t want to spoil it shit. I mean let’s be real, ee’ll probably end up never talking again anyways, because I have severe commitment issues, so let’s just fuck, enjoy the time we have, and get on with it. Second dates after no sex are for Mommies boys looking for a wife and girls who want to talk about their feelings. I am neither of those things.
Here’s the links. Click them and watch the magic happen.
hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez
stepdaughter[at]drunkenstepfather.com
Gun crazy kids and their just as insane parents
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Free Sex. Need I say more?
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Hilary Duff wants to clean your house
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Britney spears proves she is a train wreck once again because….
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Human can opener
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Jail Bait
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Lind$ay’S Dad want$ to help
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The Lost Nintendo Sex Ed Tape
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You stay classy…
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Some idiots flip a BMW their parents probably bought them
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Victoria Silvstedt sucks on a sausage. Seriously.
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Jennifer Garner’s underpants
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Trump Bot vs Bill Gates
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stunt Chicks
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Lookin’ good sweetheart
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Ginger Spice’s trainer scare the shit out of me
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Some hoes get wild at a Bachlorette party
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Get drunk and hit some walls.
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Kimberly Stewart looking kind of okay, only cause you can’t see her face
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Rachel Bilson = Very Nice
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Jennifer Walcott is worth leaving your wife for
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Life is short…
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Jordan finally names her kid and it’s even dumber then the fake one from a few weeks ago
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Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony. Blech.
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Brad and Angelina have a better life then you and me
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Call on me workout
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The Black President Bush
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Co Co’s tits are fucking huge
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Kim Kardishain and her big ol’ cans of the day
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Hot or Not?
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Drunk girls public flashing
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Britneys Meltdown of the year is coming
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Lookin’ good sweetheart
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Rupert Everette thinks homos shouldn’t have kids
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Some idiots eats a Habanero pepper
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Flavor Flav’s Comedy Central Roast
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And MORE reasons Lohan is an idiot..
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Home sweet home
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Pink kinda looks like a chick for once
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Retro Celebrities
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Misa Campo is a hot whore
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Britney Pregnant again? Oh helllllllll no!
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Lil Kim ain’t so Lil
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Michael Lohan going on Larry King. Ooooh boy…
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Drunk chicks with no tops on and making out
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Lots of Tits
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Lauren Conrad in a Bikini
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Stacy Kiebler likes to party
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War, what is it good for?
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Topless fatties protest at a Hilldog event
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Some chick gets naked on her roof
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I actually fucked a guy who used this stuff. True story.
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