Well its been a hell of a week that’s for sure. Today was a huge pain the ass for Nell and I. I still haven’t sorted out the photo thing quite yet, so sit tight, I know the fucking adds and all the bullshit is annoying. Jesus is out trying to get erections from chinese hookers and not answering his emails. Not much i can until then. Thanks for your patience, and things should be fixed by monday, and Fatass makes his grand old return on Tuesday I believe.
Some readers emailed asking me to write on the weekends, but this weekend is DEF not going to be one of them, unless Lohan kills somebody drunk driving or something to that effect, but I have a feeling I will be way to bombed to even know or care who lohan is.
Here’s the links for Friday. Thanks for reading, ya filthy animals.
hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez
Who’d you rather?
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3 drunks chicks
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Friday night = Get Laid
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Lindsay says the darndest things
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Paula Abdul is nuts!
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The TRUE story of christmas
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Biggest mouth ever. Too bad he’s not a chick, cause like, you know…
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DONT DO ICE!
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Katy Lawler upskirt
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Sunny Leone like whoa!!!
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A J-Porn miracle
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when sex goes bad
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Women in the kitchen
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Guess who did a striptease for Carson Daly?
Except she didnt really strip, so it was just more of a tease
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Rock, Paper, Scissors, RAT TRAP!
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Madonna being embarressed of dirty pictures is like a hooker being ashamed that she caught an STD
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Heidi Klum hates the Beckhams, therefore, I love Heidi Klum
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Courtney Love cleans up well
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Britney Spears = Staying classy as always
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The best of Stacy
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Girl on Girl action, cause I know you will never see it in real life, virgin
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OJ Prank calls
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Eddie’s Exes team up
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Ving Rhames dog may have killed somebody
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Megan Fox is no lidsay Lohan. Thank God
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Friday Foolishness
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Skater falls 50 feet
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Angelina and Maddox, cause that kid is too fucking cool
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LeeAnn Tweeden like whoa
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Guy sucked into Jet Engine prank
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Bam Margera kicks footballs at cars
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More skater drama
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Mississippi bridge collapse on video
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Scarlett Johansson Louis Vuitton ads
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So he DID snort Daddy!!
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Rod Stwearts son is being sued
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alec Baldwin hates daughter; Loves seacows
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Tara Reid is still smart
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Get Laid Tonight, I know Im going to
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