I have to write a speech for my friend’s wedding on the weekend, and I am none too thrilled that he is getting married, not only because I dont like the chick and think shes a slag, but because all he does is complain he doesnt want to get married whenever it comes up. Usually when I really dont want to do shit, I just dont do it, but jackass doesnt seem to think like me for whatever reason. Regardless I have to write a speech about how happy I am about this Holy Union (did I mention I don’t believe in God?) and the glorys of it. I’m pretty much at the point where I’ve decided to probaly get drunk and just ruin the entire wedding on purpose.
Email me some ideas, how would YOU ruin you best friends wedding? stepdaughter[at]drunkenstepfather.com
Here’s the links.
hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez
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