Jesus gave me one of the many rubber vaginas he got over the last little while, in hopes that I would give it to a boyfriend of mine and get him to fuck it on camera for the site. Fat ass is still having trouble getting it up, and since we live in fucking poverty, he can’t afford Viagra to aid his little situation. I took it out of the box and got seriously freaked the fuck out over how realistic the thing is and feels from the outside, especially if it was covered in lube.
That being said, since I know you aren’t getting laid anyways, I suggest you go out and pick one up tomorrow, cause you and I both know one of those things is the closest thing you will be getting to pussy for a long time.
Click these links in the meantime.
hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez
Foxy Brown is going to jail
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Some Hot Chick Named Kristina’s Home Movie Of Her Making Out With Herself
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Sexy Shoot with former CNN anchor and On the Lot host Addriana Cost
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I frikken LOVE Bill Murray
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Christopher Walken is the jam
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The Biggest Asshole Ever. Literally
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Its tough to out-gay the village the Village People, but these Finnish guys come close
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Bear Grylls is a phony
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Retard playing with Lion gets what he deserves
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Brittney Skyes Internal Affairs
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Kat Von D is tasty
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Hilary Duff lets you see up her shorts
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Christina Aguilera looking more pregnant by the day
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More Pete Doherty crack head drama
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I’m with stupid
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More Shitney Spears drama
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Basketball player doesn’t like Ref’s call and deals him quite the blow
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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have separate bedrooms
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I hate BMX riders.
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Topless Carwash
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The glory that is Davd Hasselhoff
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Do You Know What Your Daughter is Up To – On Photobucket…?
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Some Chick Named Gabriella Nude in Public Action
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Andrea Tiede interviewed Maxim “Hometown Hotties” Kerry Suseck and Amber Lancaster on the red carpet and it’s hot…
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Man Gets Eating by a Bear at the Beer Fest When He Tried to Fight It
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Sluts in Leather Partying
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Some Girl’s Selling Cosets…
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Some Julia Stiles Is Not Hot Pictures
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Beast of a Woman Bends a Frying Pan
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Some Girl Working Out’s Intentional Upskirt
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Kate Beckinsale Lookin’ Glamorous
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Ginger Spice and Her Baby
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Some Hot Naked Redhead
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Jenna Jameson Got Rid of Her Implants
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The Pole Dance Lesson…VIDEO
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Britney Has Finally Pulled Herself Back Together
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Some Girl and Her Digital Camera
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Now THIS is my kind of weddding
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Tabitha Taylor has stars in her eyes as the girl next door
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A Prinze among men in this angry animation
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This guy wins creep of the week
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Racy video game covers
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Dave Navarro’s porn debut
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A whole lotta ugly tits
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Some Slut Named Lauren Jones is on some Show Called Anchorwoman Tonight
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Use This Spray Because I Know You’re Not Getting Any Not Using the Spray So You Might As Well Try New Things that can Help…Even If You’re Too Lame to Help….
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