Here are some pictures of Pam Anderson with something fuzzy between her legs, and I am not talking about the fungal infection or the obvious STD Joke that you should insert here, I am talking about her little puppy. I am kind of upset that shit’s not a cat so that this post could write itself but I guess the powers that be hate me, but I could have probably told you that before these pictures came out because if you look at my life, it pretty much seems like god took a shit on me when I was born, but enough about me.
Life worked out a lot better for Pam Anderson, she was destined to be a stripper but for some reason she had some kind of golden horseshoe in her ass as part of her stage-show and some asshole from LA who happened to watch her going at herself one end in the cooch the other in the ass was like “This bitch has that it factor” and recruited her to be a lightweight stripper, lightweight pornstar and all-american dream…
I met a stripper with a dream yesterday, and that dream was to make 450 dollars in her shift. She came up to us saying she was 6 songs away from her objective. When I asked her what the hell she did with 450 dollars a day because to me that’s an insane amount of money, she said she supported her boyfriend, bought clothes and partied….I didn’t end up taking her in the back, because I don’t have that kind of budget, but I have a dream too and that dream is to have her boyfriend’s job.
Either way, here are some Pam Anderson with a dog between her legs, covering up her old rotting body because she cares about the people and about expediting an already dying career. I don’t know if expedite is a word but i used it anyway cuz I am fucking crazy. Cuddles.
Pam Anderson in Short Shorts
Pam Anderson in a Short Dress
Pam Anderson Parties in a Hooters Uniform
Pam Anderson Bikini Action
Pam Anderson’s Nipple and Ass in a Bikini