It’s always hard for me to write on Friday afternoons, mostly because I know a night of booze, drugs and debauchery awaits me, and sitting in front the computer posting for all 4 of you reading out there doesn’t make it come any faster, you know?
It looks like it’s going to be an action packed night for me full of bars, and revisits to strip clubs after our busted last attempt earlier this week.You, on the other hand, will be curled up with your childhood blankie, lotion in one hand, small penis in the other, tissues on the bed side table.
Don’t cry, click these links, it will make the hurting stop.
hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez
Sienna Miller is a Slut
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How to: Make your friend think they owe the government 1000’s of dollars
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Jelena is Some Slut Posing in Some Slutty Outfits…
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Savana Samson’s New Business Venture is Too Classy for a Slut…
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Some Insane Stunts on Motorbikes and Other Motorized Machines
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Amy Winehouse is living the dream
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Crackheads are funny
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Adriana Volpe is topless
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Scooter versus car
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Fucking Machines
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Jessica Alba has one fine, fine ass
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Paris will have her revenge
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Beautiful thong
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Lego Indiana Jones
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Keeley Hazell like whoa!!!
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Obvious Lie
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Dick on Fire
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Playing with gasoline is fun
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Vintage Conan O’Brian
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Eva Longwhore-ia is a whiner
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Porn of the Moment = Feed me Your Cream
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Britney’s Kids – Mr Vick is our hero!!!
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Heather Graham in a Red Sox Bra. This may be old, I don’t give a shit
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Pete Wentz looking like a girl
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Tera Patrick porn boobs
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The people of Malaysia think Beyonce is a slut. So do I
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How low can YOU go?
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Pole dancers cat fight
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Beach boogie face plant
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Lohan spoof video
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Jimmy Kimmel can be funny. Who knew?
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Celebrity porn announcement
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Crackhead gets slapped
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Nicole Richie serves 2 hours of her four day sentence. Now THATS justice!
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Abby Winter Limo Girls
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Kirsten Dunst got robbed. Ha Ha
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Some Chick Named Baybe Blue Does Photobucket
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This is a song for celebrities who can’t drive…called Hire a Driver….
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Some Stupid Dude Who Wants to be a Musician Sings Some Stupid Song
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Woman Sets Fire to Ex-Husband’s Penis
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British Dwarf’s Penis Gets Stuck in a Vaccuum
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You Need These Porn Reviews To Tell You Where to Jerk Off
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Some Dude’s Wife Naked on Flickr…
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Paula Abdul Still has a Boyfriend
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Sex After Plastic Surgery Forum…Read This Sex After Labiaplasty…
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Kristen Bell is a Whore
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Do You Know What You’re Daughter is Up To?
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Find Sex In Your Hometown
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Use This Spray to Get Laid
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