I was out walking today behind what I thought was a really, really fat white women, with those long braid extentions in her hair that the black girls who used to kick my ass in school used to have. They were really long and down to her ass, but also really ratty looking. I started to imagine what her white trash house looked like on the inside, and her 6 snot nosed kids eating Raman noodles on the living floor and kinda felt good about my life for a few minutes.
I was spaced out and didn’t notice her stop and bumped into her, but when I turned around, she was not a she, but was in fact a he, wearing a pair of ninties style Oakleys with a full beard. Now I could tell this guy was no faggot, he just had hair like a faggot, and I can’t figure out why. Nor could I figure out why he would want to sit and have his hair braided for five fucking hours like a Jewish Girl on Vacation either.
So be careful, cause you never know when the lady you’re staring it is going to be a guy. Unless that’s you thing, which wouldn’t surprise me, homo.
hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez
Now Click These Links….
Cameron Diaz is a slut
GO
Jake Gyllenhaall is possibly a homo. I am shocked. SHOCKED!
GO
The Mammory Memory Game
GO
Are these Bitches Fake or Slutty?
GO
WWE’s Brooke Posing for FHM
GO
Some Chick Drag Racer Building a Car Video – It’s Pretty Much Porn….
GO
Who Would You Rather?
GO
Sluts in their Underwear and Thongs Posing Video
GO
Idiot lets a scorpion sting him on the nuts
GO
More Ghetto Girls Posing in Practically Nothing Video
GO
Pete Doherty is Fucking Cool and Here’s an Interview With Him
GO
Watch This Dudes Answer To Miss South Carolina’s Answer
GO
Mel B’s into Chicks…Here’s the Pic
GO
A little sexy “Something About Chuck” Marketing Strategy….
GO
Some on the Phone Fingering Scene from Some Movie Called Eroism
GO
Drunk Goth’s Drinking Jack Daniels The Right Way…Through Her Pussy
GO
Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
GO
A Couple of Sluts Named Amber Nichole and Denise Penula Learn How to Lap Dance on Each Other
GO
Great Air Sex Video/ Documentary
GO
Alena Seredova is Topless On the Beach
GO
Hot Import Nights Hit Up Orlando….Which Means Girls Modeling in Lingerie..
GO
Some Anna Nicole Smith Outtakes from a Movie Unable to Recite her Lines…
GO
Kate Hudson and Dax Make Out in the Grocery Store While Own Wilson Tries to Kill Himself…
GO
Ed the Sock and Will Sasso Because Will Sasso Hates Me….
GO
How to: Make you friend think he got rejected from College
GO
Mel B was a lesbo. She probabaly still is…I heard Eddie Murphey has a Hot Cunt….
GO
Some Blonde Masturbating
GO
Britney Spears is a child abuser. I dont know if abuser is even a word tho
GO
Jessica Cirio Photoshoot Video
GO
Mmmmm snails are fucking sexy…video
GO
Lily Allen kinda pokies
GO
Tiger Woods makes fun of Charles Barkley, even tho Charles Barkley could beat the shit out of him
GO
Britney drives like a maniac. Of course, she IS a maniac, so thats not really surprising
GO
Some video of a slut you should watch, cause you don’t get any in real life
GO
Some hot chick standing next to Jelly..I mean KELLY Clarkson
GO
Celebrities and their spawn or STDs – depending who you’re talking to….
GO
DMX likes to abuse dogs too
GO
Owen Wilson is a cry baby that is starved for attention and Suicidal
GO
Megan Fox pics to whack off to
GO
Some fast car neither you nor I can afford
GO
Angelina jolie = More of a MILF then anyone
GO
Jessica Simpson wears tight clothes
GO
I had no idea Sharon Stone had 3 adopted sons, all this time I thought she was a single Couger
GO
Nick Hogan almost killed himself in a car accident
GO
Wentworth Miller is a Homo. Is everyon fucking gay these days? Seriously
GO
One more reason Oprah is a fucking bitch
GO
Jennifer Ellison…In Lingerie…Again
GO
Big Brother 8 update for the loser reality TV fans out there
GO
Horny Goat breaks up turtle love
GO
Hayden Panettiere gossip
GO
Lauren Conrad at the Teen Choice Awards
GO
Paris Hilton and Kid Rock hang out
GO
Emily De Raven like whoa!
GO
Don Johnson is old
GO
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are mad at something again
GO
Even Jesus can’t save Michael Vick. I mean the guy from the bible, not that fat asshole who owns this site
GO
Porn Blooper
GO
Kim Kardishian and some interviewer acting like Kim is a big deal
GO
Jessica Simpson in a Tight Tank Top With Hot fucking Tit Action
GO
The Rest of the Teen Choice Pics that We Missed…
GO
Lohan is Still Fucking Sexy Pictures from a Photoshoot
GO
Hot Teens Naked and Posing…
GO
People Doing Shots of Tequila Out of Some Girls Snatch
GO
Dude’s Build Some Insane Slip and Slide
GO
Some Bondage Video With Lizards…Weird
GO
A Couple Girls Flashing their Boxes in Public
GO
Use This Spray to Get Laid …Without it You are Hopeless
GO