I left my house today only to find a ton of college girls in town. I guess it’s that time of year, summer is over, even though it’s summer vacation everyday for me. I was faced with so many half naked young girls with their tits all hanging out and shit and so many of them were running into the pharmacy, I could only assume they were buying birth control because it’s always to have raw dog sex responsibly, otherwise the herpes wouldn’t be as fun as they are supposed to be when you’re all pregnant and shit….
I then walked by a group of street kids who looked dirty as fuck, I am talking no showered dirty not ass to mouth dirty and one of them was pregnant. I could only assume the dude with the squeegee was the dad and the other girls were her entourage but when she lit up a smoke and asked for money for beer and an aborition, I couldn’t help but give her what I had because the though of her nasty box and the smell it probably has getting knocked up was so disgusting that it was exciting to me….
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Some Fat Chick Who Sucks Dick on Camera is Beggin You To Help Her Get New Tits
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Nipple Slip at the Ed Hardy Fashion Show
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I think it’s time for a Pogo Stick Back Flip
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Some Japanase Martial Arts Bitch Could Kick Your Ass…Which Isn’t Saying Much…. Video
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Nick Hogan is in deep shit Because He Got Caught Jerking Off To His Sister’s Bikini Pics or Something Like That….
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Glenn Twins Are a Couple Sluts Who Are Half Naked
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Britney Spears Showing Off Her Ass In Public
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Whose Boobs are These? The Miss Teen USA Edition
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Some Naked Beer Run is Pretty Hysterical…
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Some Not So Subliminal Print Ads for an Alcohol Company
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Some Hayden Panettiere Look-ALike Naked….
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Naked Chick at the Beack Video
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2007’s Best and Worst Celebrity Beach Bodies
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This Tennis Player has Huge Fucking Tits…For a Tennis Player….
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I am Always Offended When People Sing Duets with Dead Singers…I am Even More Offended When They are American Idol Starlets….This is Dean Martin and Paris Bennett
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Here’s a Little Celebrity Photohunt to Pass Your TIme
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Cindy Crawford is Stacked
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Bobby Brown is living in a fabulous new house
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Some smart kid figured out how to unlock the iphone, but I really don’t care cause I can’t afford one anyways
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Sheryl Crow in a see through top
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Japanese Bondage gameshow, because Japan gets weirder by the day
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Cindy Crawford hot tits
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Keeley Hazell in a wet, see through bikini
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Because you area virgin who still plays video games
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Aiesha Tyler’s dress is stupid, but she is hot and funny as hell, so who cares
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More Asian pointlessness
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Some old hag leaves $12 Million to her dog. Can someone fucking explain how that is possible please?
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That loser kid from Transformers is poking Rhianna
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Mandy Moore and Wilmer Meet Again…
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Porn Star Belladonna calls it quits
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Lohan rehab drama
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Just another night on the South Side of LA
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Some Hayden Panettiere photoshoot
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Some Cam Girl Gets So Hot She Wants to Take Her Clothes Off
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Snake in the toilet
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Some new Jessica Alba photoshoot
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CBGB founder dies at 75
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More Britney drama, this time in the form of freaking out on video
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Filthy phone sex in an elevator
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Bjork is a bit of a nutter
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Girls in the tub
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Charlie Sheen throws a temper tantrum
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Alyssa Milano modeling clothes from her “clothing line”
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Gemma Atkinson in white cotton panties
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Tom and Katie’s body guard tells all
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Planet Asia is Some New Rapper You’ll Probably Like Cuz You Are Jiggy…
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Kate Bosworth in Some Dress
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Pete Doherty and Kate are back on again
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Mom and Daughter Porn Prank That Will Make You Laugh – NSFW
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Jessica Alba and Cash Warren Back Together….Love is So Sweet
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The World Doesn’t Have Enough Siamese Twins…..Video
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Hayden Showing Off Her Tits A Bit
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Don Vito is in Trouble Again
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A Pretty Fucking Hot Carwash
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This Site’s Been Around forever Give it Love
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Probably Some of the Weirder Nudes I’ve Seen on the Net
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Heather Graham Red Sox Tit Video
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Lohan Posing all Hot and Shit
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This Spray Will Get You Laid
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