I am pretty hungover, it is almost 9 pm and I am sitting at my computer naked, eating corn on the cob because it was 5 for 1 dollar and that fits my budget…butter and corn juice is dripping down my chest and belly…I am disgusting….
When drunk last night, I sent out a text message to everyone in my address book. The only responses I got were from people who had erased my number. I kept this one girl thinking that we met in a club and had a connection until I passed out on my floor. I woke up feeling alone, ashamed and disgusting and that has carried me through the day.
Spam was destroying the site, I was getting 10,000 spam comments an hour, so that’s why my traffic and actual internet stardom never made sense. All my views were from robots, and those robots forced me to shut off the comments and direct you all to my stepFORUM , so sign-up, participate. There may only be 4 of us, but together we can move mountains….if we ever get off our lazy asses….
I got this email asking me to tell my readers that pornstar Carmen Luvana is going to be doing some in-strore appearance, so if you’ve ever wanted to jerk of to her in person, now’s your chance….so make your way to North Carolina if you’re looking for some pornstar fun….
Tuesday 9/4/07
Durham 12-4 pm
4125 Chapel Hill Blvd.Raleigh 5-9:00 pm
6311 Glenwood Avenue
So check it out if you’re around and if you’re not you can check back here for pictures I expect them to send me.
In the meantime…these are the sites I visited today…you should visit them too…It’s good stuff…I promise…I know there’s a lot of them…maybe I’ll start breaking them up into 2 posts a day…I’ll guess you’ll have to comeback to find out if I ever do it….
Britney’s Got a New Sign Leaked….All Over Her Panties…Oh Wait That’s Just Some Dude’s Load from Last Month and The Used Condom She Stuffed Up There First to Not Get Preggers
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The Best Movie Cat Fights Video
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Full House Uncensored – Because Behind the Wholesome Show is a Bunch of Perverts
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Some Hot Australian in a Bikini Video … G’day Baby
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A Closer Look at Miss South Carolina
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Lucy Pinder’s Got Some New Topless Pictures in Zoo
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Some kid using humor to deflect from the fact that he’s a fat ass…Boy does that sounds familiar
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Celebrity Rehab – The Tv Show
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Set you VCRS and get ready for the trainwreck of all trainwrecks!
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Kim Delaney see through shirt
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Girl Strips in Honor of the Upcoming Football Season
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A Little Bit About the Stripper Named Heather from Rock of Love Topless
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More Digital Dolls or Black Chicks Who Are Half Naked
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Baseball Tennis, as if there isn’t enough dumb fucking sports already
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Some host on MSNBC is a homophobe queer basher
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A whack load of naked pics of some girl named Maya
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Some college kids fuck around with people driving cars
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The only girls who look like this at video game conventions are paid to be there
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Alyssa Milano continues to hock her shitty clothing line
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This is creepy and funny all at the same time
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Jennifer Ellison Lookin’ Hot in a Tiny Bikini
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Madonna is a freak but I’d still do her…
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Lilly Allen is a pothead, but so is every other person under 30
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Keira Knightly is not a drunken slut. what a prude
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And yet another reason why Japan rules
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Naughty Office
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Britney is selling some dress she stole
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Next time switch the soccer ball for a small dog
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Vintage Ah-nold
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Tales fof the Clit
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Adny Dick being a fucking nut
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It’s getting hot in here – Webcam Girl
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Hayden Panetiere looks 40
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Some polar bear jerking off Like You
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Rhianna isn’t dating the little homo from Transformers afterall
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Chris Angel makes excuses for why he was hanging out with Britney
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This is fake, but funny anyways
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Paris Hilton is a good friend
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Nick Hogan is a moron
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VIP crew ranch party
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Jaime Pressly like whoa!
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Leticia Sabatar is Buted Fucking On The Beach…I Don’t Know Who She Is But This is Like Porn
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Eyelash Transplants are a New Beauty Option that Freak me Out
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Some Dude has an Extra Foot
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A Bad School Girl Gallery in the stepFORUM
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A Mix of Shitty Nude Celebs in the stepFORUM
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A Mix of Shitty Celeb Candids in the stepFORUM
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Some Photobucket Girl’s Ass in a Thong
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Compare Britney’s Slipoo To Some Fat Amateur Slipoos
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Rogue Collector Finds Asian Porn on Photobucket
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More Asian Porn on Photobucket from Rogue Collector
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Even More Asian Porn on Photobucket from Rogue Collector
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Some Dirty Stripper on Photobucket from Rogue Collector
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Some Girls and Water Fetish Pictures
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Some Girls on the Beach Pics on Flickr
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Some Girls Mixed Pictures on Flickr
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Some More Mixed Pictures of Sluts on Flickr
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Some Naked Chick and Weed on Photobucket from Rogue Collector
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Some Girl’s Dirty Little Secret for the Internet
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Some Kid Rock Preview of his New Video’s Sex Scene – It’s Called So Hott –
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This Girl Emailed Me to Tell Me To Check Out Her Site…Check Out Her Bush
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Jodie Foster is a Wet Lesbian in Jane Magazine
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Some U-God from the Wu-Tang Clan in the VIP Lounge
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Girls Getting Fucking Crazy and Eaten Out in the VIP Room…I love Strippers
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Girl Has an Emotional Orgasm (with penis so NSFW)
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Shitty Motorcycle Accident Video
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Use This And Fuck…..
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