I had a horrible day yesterday. At first I blamed the fat gene for wronging me and making me tired and lazy and unable to breathe when walking upstairs, or downstairs on on flat…but then I realized it was because I only slept 2 hours. The night before.
I had all kind of great stories to write but the pictures out there were uninspiring and cropping and posting is such a fucking pain in the ass, so instead I stared at my computer and cried, until deciding that I had to get out, get drunk and have a good time.
I designed this t-shirt I am trying to get them printed.
Nothing eventful happened, except for some greek guy who looked like Cris Angel, and told all his friends that he looked like Cris Angel, which I thought was weird because I run this site and have no idea what Cris Angel is, other than some fag magician banging Britney….But I guess I didn’t realize he was a style icon or hero in in the Greek community like that bitch from My Fat Greek Wedding….
The night ended by listening to a bunch of dudes on a couch playing love songs from the 80s on a guitar eating cheese, which sounds gayer than it was becaue there was beer involved and real fags drink girlie drinks…and do lots of drunks…but beer has too many carbs for them….
I got this random email today:
can you get some necked pics of these girls.
lindsay lohan
hilary duff
britney spears
jamie lynn spears
miley cyrus
ashley tisdale
emily osmentok if you can get every single one of these girls necked pics i will pay your site 5000$
Dude doesn’t realize that if I had those pictures, I’d make a lot more than 5000 dollars, he also doesn’t realize that Lohan and I am sure the other girls, some of them underage, aren’t into poor, impotent fat guys who don’t leave their house unless it’s to get bleach to soak their wive’s soiled underwear….
Either way, I feel like a new man today and here are my links:
Vanessa Hudgen’s Official Apology
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Digital Dolls Rocking a Skimpy Fucking Bathing Suit VIdeo
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Play the Pastic Surgery Game
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The Simpson Sisters Showing Some Tit…
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Lucy Liu Stripping VIdeo
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Reason number 4,729 I hate Avril Lavigne
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Jessica Alba Sticks Her Tongue Out Because You Want That Tongue On Your Balls
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Nelly Furtado Goes Blond
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Anita Dark wants to show you here tits
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Christina Ricci’s Nipple Slip
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Timbaland hates Britney Spears, but then again so does everyone else
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart!
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Guess the Celebrity Tattoo Game
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Guess these legs….
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Sports Model Photo Shoot Video
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Chloe wants to invite you over
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Some cartoon and song about famous internet people
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Some guy puts some “extra icing” on the donuts at a home for the elderly
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Fergie Upskirt
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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LeeLee Sobeiski has that look in her eye that Makes Me Want to Cum in It
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Paris Hilton is suing Hallmark
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Carrot Top looks like the wrestling action figures you still play with
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Lindsay Lohan vs Jennifer love Hewitt
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Elle Macpherson topless on the beach
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Gymnastic Blooers, because Gymnastics is for homos and Pedophiles
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That dude from Chocolate Rain dancing in a video
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Some Chick’s Home Made Erotic Pics
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Shauna Grant wants to take you to summer camp
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The girls next door Photoshoot
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Christina Looking Hot and Pregnant
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Some chick masturbating and has a major orgasm
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Wyclef thinks Lauryn Hill is crazy
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Some Camp Autumn Nude Gallery
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Foxy Brown is probably going to jail
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Tila Tequila is a whore, and this just proves it further
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Josie Zilli hot moments
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Some calander with hot bitches in it
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Mischa Barton space dress
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J-Ho’a newest video to Jerk Off To
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Mary-Kate doesnt want you to see her in a bikini
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Beer Festival women
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Sandy gets naked with a shower head
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Its confirmed that Britney will open the VMAs
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Some Slut Strips on Her Bed Video
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Some Buried in Sand Blowjob….Worth Watching…
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Crazy Police Brutality Video
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Lohan runs out of photo ops from rehab; Welcomes visit of father
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Ashley simpson cleavage
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Nicole Kidman and Jennifer Jason Leigh Get Lesbionic on Ladies Home Journal
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So American Apparel Doesn’t Like Advertising on this Site Because They Think It’s Too Pornographic, SO I Decided to Link to Their Most Recent Ad Featuring what I assume is an underage girl in her panties….Motherfuckers.
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Janitor Who Was Supposed to Clean Called Phone Sex Lines Instead
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Some Dumb Robbery VIdeo
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Horse Undergoes a Sex Change
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Some Kid Drinks a Shot of Puss
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Naked on Photobucket is Better than Clothed on Photobucket because it’s Breaking the Terms and Conditions and I am all About Breaking the Rules…I am dangerous like that baby…let’s fuck.
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Some More Nudity on Photobucket cuz I like Linking to People Who Break the Rules…
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Some Bianca Gascoigne is a Slut in a Bikini Pictures
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5 Fat Chicks Dancing
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Some Dude’s Threesome Turns Embarrassing – Classic Video
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Remember That Vanessa Hudgen’s Nude Pic…Here’s Some Rant on It that I was Told is Good but Didn’t Read Because I Couldn’t Care Less
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Cam Karaoke Video You’ll Laugh At – More Than a Feeling
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Nelly Furtado in German Maxim
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Some Hot Japanese Chick Being Hot and Japanese
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A Gallery of Really Strange Japanese Costumes
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Some 18 Year Old Sluts in Video
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Some Dude Posts Pics of His Gf’s Tits in the stepFORUM
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Download the New Chemical Brothers – We are the Night (Japan Edition) -Album
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Download the New Interpol CD for Free
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Husband Gets Caught Cheating on His Wife…I Think It’s Fake
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Some Teens Dancing in Shorts and Bikini Tops
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Anal Pantyhose Scores an 81
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Get Laid in your Hometown Because We Both Know There’s Sluts Out There….
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Use this spray to get laid by those very same sluts who avoid you now….
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