I don’t know what’s wrong with me today, I am having trouble posting for some reason, either my computer fucks up, I get distracted by having to do errands for my wife, I leave my house and end up talking to homeless dudes for hour upon hours about how they became homeless, I get stuck watching porn for hours upon hours or I just end up passing out in random places waking up not knowing here I am but covered in pizza that I can only assume was thrown on me, but have no idea whether I did it to myself because I don’t remember the last 6 hours…but I am serious when I say I have great stories to tell…
Like today, I saw an old lady hustling an old man or his cock. They didn’t know each other and were both in their 80s, he was walking his dog and she was asking questions about his dog and how often he takes it on walks and shit…he was saying how he doesn’t do it that often because of his hip replacement and ever since his wife died he hasn’t really been up to much, where she threw out that he husband died 5 years earlier and that it’s lonely, after about 30 minutes of this they walked away holding hands, because they knew time wasn’t on their side and if they wanted some action, they had to do it now or probably never. So that may give you virgin loser hope that you’ll have game if you outlive every fucking dude in your age group and all the bitches will be knocking down your door out of necessity, but it’s still hope and it’s still a very beautiful thing….
I was planning on doing stepLINKS yesterday but got distracted, it happens, so there are a ton of links today, but you’ll click on them because they are all hand picked by me which means they are fucking amazing…..
Paris Hilton and 50 Cent Together at Last…Hopefully Someone WIll Shoot Her 20 Times Too…
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The Plastic Surgery Game…
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Here are the Sexy Girls of DOA gallery
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Some Slut Named Lana Fink Half Naked Video
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Some Chick Shakes Her Ass Like a Fucking Mad Woman on Webcam in Shorts
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Tommy Lee Grabbing the Shit Out Of Pam Anderson’s TIts
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Some Slut Named Mercedes Terrell Livin’ The Good Life Half Naked
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A Whole Lot of Rihanna Looking Like a Slut at the VMAs…The Reason Justin Took Her Home and Fucked the Barabados Out of Her or so They Say
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Paris Hilton Wants a Baby Spoof…
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The Spiced Up Girls wanna be your lovers
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Some Chick Showing Off Her Awesome Ass Video
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A Whole Lot of VMA Pictures of Sluts at the VMAs
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VMAs = Very Mundane Awards Pictures and Shit Because You Care
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Some Slut Named Kate Walsh in a Bikini
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Tokyo Dance Trooper
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Anita Dark Gallery
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Megan Fox at the VMAs
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Crazy Streaker evades security during a game
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Victoria Beckham is Still a Pussy I Want to Taste.
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Drew Barrymore
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Two Girls Talking About Their First Lesbian Experience
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Salma Hayek vs Penelope Cruz
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Amy Weber is topless and getting a massage
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Guess the Celebrity Plastic Surgery
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Rihanna went home with Justin Timberlake last night
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Salesmen has huge Wood
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Anne’s strip party
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The paparazzi’s dream!
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More Britney ass flash
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Prank Wars!!! This is amazing
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Sharon Osbourne hates Courtney Love and Madonna. I hate Sharon Osbourne
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This is what happens when you hire strippers to be cheerleaders
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Penny Cruz Topless on the Beach
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Teenage Rapper Lil Momma helps promote pedophile fantasies
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Paris Hilton looking 40 years old at the VMAs
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Girl Fight!! Video To Jerk OFf To….
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Chris Angel Denies he’s dating Britney yet again
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Charlize Theron lookin fine
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Kanye West is a crybaby
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These two ugly kind of celebs are having a baby
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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International babe of the day
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Has Lindsay always been drunk?
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Tim Burton is a homo, but Johnny Depp is alright, so check out Sweeney Todd
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All the great thing I have learned I learned from Porn
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The Dad Dance
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Naked girls from Brazil that make me wish I wasn’t ugly…and fat…and drunk
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Petra Nemcova hotness
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Christina Aguilera pregnant boobs
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Homemade Explosions Vidoe
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More Tommy Lee and Kid Rock’s Gay MTV Fight Because Kid Rock is a Pussy and is Fighting Over Pam Anderson…I didn’t think guys fought over trash like that…they just fucked it communally.
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Some Dude Fucks With Some Nigerian Spammer and It’s Funny
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Ex-Meth Addict Knocks His Friend Out
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Ex-Meth Addict Makes Out With Fat Chick
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When a Girl Has a Tan Line Like This… You know she’s a good girl…
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The You Can’t Dance VIdeo
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Some Young Girls Take Some Topless Pics of themselves
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Some Hot Chick Showing Off Her Camel Toe and Hot Body for the Camera
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Some Photobucket Nudity
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More Photobucket Vagina Action
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More Photobucket Nudity
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Even More Photobucket Nudity
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Some Loser Wiggers Pictures of Girls He’s Convinced to Get Naked
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Some Lookin’ Good Sweetheart – Photobucket Action…
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Some Dude Hacked a Girl in His Classes Photobucket and Found These Pics…SLut
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Download Kanye West’s New Album – Graduation
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The College Chick Who Was Kicked Off the Plane’s Panty Shot on the Today Show
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Some Celeb Named Terrence Howard Only Bangs Chicks in the Ass
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Youtube Vagina Video
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More Youtube Vagina
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Even More Youtube Vagina
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The Best Youtube Vagina Video
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Lookin Good Sweetheart – Youtube Vagina Video
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A Britney Spears Spoof Drawing For You
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Johnny Cash’s Last Public Performance Because I Am A Fan…
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Kid Rock and Tommy Lee Fight VIdeo
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Some Band’s Video Featuring Pornstars
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Some Amateur Porn Video Downloads
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Robert DeNiro for NYC
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Some Hacked Photos of Some Chick…Naked…
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Some Pictures from a Japanese Porn Shop
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Find Pussy in Your Hometown Loser
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Use This Spray to Get That Pussy to Actually Put Out…Loser
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