I have done my fair share of weird things to try to seduce chicks into sleeping with me. Desperate times call for desperate measures is the expression and I took that to heart. Growing up and always landing the table scrap girls I felt like my 20s was a time to take it upon myself to really get out there, not give a fuck and get all the girls I could get. I was drinking lots, doing drugs always and managed to make my way to bars almost every night. This was before it all fell apart at the seams and I ended up in halfway houses, on park benches, addicted and alone and that was before I came to Canada and married my wife. So for this 2 year period I was the fucking man. I would tell girls what they wanted to hear whether it was that I was in the Army, or someone famous, or someone successful. I’d never bring them back to my place and I got more girls than I can count. The lowest point was when I was tipped off by a dude that I knew that he had a chick coming into town who wanted to bag a dude in a wheel chair. I fucking ran to the hospital, stole a wheel chair and made my buddy push me around all night. I got a little too drunk and even though she was feeling me and into me and wanting me because she had never been with a wheel chair bound guy and it was her fantasy that she couldn’t believe was coming true, I accidentally stood up to go take a piss. I fucked up my game was told I was sick and all that shit, but what it came down to was that I wasn’t a bitch who liked fucking dudes in wheelchairs.
Now I don’t have a problem with my wheelchair bound readers and I think your deserve pussy as much as the next guy and I hope you know that these kind of girls exist because dude what you may see as a disability could really be like a superpower…
Here are my links:
Pairs Hilton wants to start her own Aryan Nation
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Britney Spears Torture Chamber Game is Hysterical
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This is Probably one of the Best Pranks I’ve Seen in a Long Time…It is Almost Inspiring Even Though I Hate The People Behind It…
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Fan fight at a Phillies vs Mets game – VIDEO
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Some Beyonce Nude Painting with Tits
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Tokyo timelapse over the last 35 years
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JA RULE HATES GAYS
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Beyonce gets dissed by 50 Cent?
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Rosy Would Break Her Own Limbs Because Her Cast Was a Good Weapon When in Bed Late at Night….What?
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A very photoshopped Alessandra Ambrosio
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If I wasn’t so fat, I would try Keg Rolling
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The Fag From the Britney Video is Famous…I knew it was going to happen
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Joe Simpson and Pete Wentz fist fight with bouncers, cause thats what grown men do
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Hayden Panettiere is now free for you to have your way with her troll body
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Some 18 year old playing with herself
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Aylin Mujica Upskirt (Scroll down to avoid Britney)
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Plane take off goes horribly wrong
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Jennifer Aniston surfing in Hawaii
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Apparently Hollywood’s babies are in danger
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The wrong football
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Rope swing gone wrong
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Attention Craving Dude Wore a Dead Mouse to a Fashion Show
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Mandy Moore slurps pole
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Krystal Forscutt = Very Nice
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How To – Direct traffic in Iraq
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Virtual sex with Shay Jordan
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David Beckham has a nanny mistress who is now living in LA
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More Lohan Drama
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Dude rips open coconuts with his teeth and hands
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Shannon Whirry’s HOT VIDEO
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How about some Japanese School Girl Insanity Video
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Britney Spears: “I looked like a fat pig!!”
Us: “No SHIT!”
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Fergie stand up for crotch flashers around the world
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Some Reality Start Was Lesbian Bashed
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J-Lo models shitty clothes from her new line
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Kimberly Stewart walks around barfoot in Las Vegas, because that is the smart thing to do in a city filled with junkies and whores and general disgustingness
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Mischa Barton upskirt and pussy slip
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Kanye West makes excuses for being a crybaby at the VMAs
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Owen Wilson hires sober companion
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Fight between some dude and a chick on the Russian Big Brother – VIDEO
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Gina Simoscans wants you to see her naked
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Britney’s career is down, MTVs ratings are up
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Jessica Simpson Silver Dress and Big Tits
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Kevin Federline is a Hero to Us All…And Now He’s an Actor
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MK Olsen in Harpers Bazaar with some stupid fucking wig on
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Paris and her Nipples Come to Canada
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Some 6 old Saudi kid driving a car
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Sienne Miller is a Fucking Hippy and I Want to Smell Her
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Some Big Tits Praying
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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How About Some Insane College Party Lesbian Show
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Candice Swanepoel wants to show you her lingerie
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Some Band You Will Like Called Sam Champion
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Southwest Airlines Kicked Another Hot Chick Off Their Plane Because They Are Insane Conservative Freaks
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Terrorists Want to Cut Off Britney’s Head
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Hayden Panettere Showing Off a Lot of Her Troll Tits (video available to download)
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Some Nude Chick on a Ball
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Shaved Vagina Used to Sell Perfume
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Some Slut Named Nina Moric Showing Off Her Tits
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NSFW – NSFW – NSFW – Fisting VIdeo That Will Make You Sick
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Watch the Sean O’Donnel Show Cuz He Will Be More Famous Than Me Soon and I Expect Payback…
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Some Party Compilation with Tits
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Porn Site “Mom Fucks Guys” Scored a 69….
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Some Teen Poppin’ Her Ass Like a Pro Video
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You Need Pussy…and There are Plenty of Sluts Close to Home…
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You Need Pussy and There are Plenty of Sluts This Will Work On..
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