I decided that my biggest problem, besides not being able to write is remembering funny shit I think throughout the day. I was walking down the street the other day, because I decided to get outside before it snows and so many seemingly funny things came to my mind, but I am like a retarded kid who probably understands everything around me but instead I just smack my head against the wall over and over until my handler tugs on the leash, only I don’t have a handler. Sometimes I wish wi was break free from my constantly trying to remember funny shit, rip my shirt off and start dancing. This dude is an inspiration to us all…now if only he was a chick in a bikini….