So this bar tender never heard of my site and was trying to win some contest to go to Vegas. I told her that I would make her win if she sent me nudes. She said she would never do that but since I am a nice guy and have confidence in you fuckers II expect you to call in and vote for her. It’s the right thing to do. You know that knowing some chick is in Vegas partying fro free for winning some bartender competition because of you, when she’s never served you is a gratifying fucking position…
Almost as gratifying as my wife treating me to a Indian Food Buffet last night. While she was eating as much fucking food as she good manage to get down her fat mouth I was busy digging to the bottom of the platters to get food that hadn’t been touched by the disgusting people who were in there….I saw how nervous the owner was when we walked in but he got his revenge on us because shit raped my stomach. I was up until 6 in the morning farting like a motherfucker and so was my wife. It made for a great fucking smell to had to sit through all day….Thanks Indian Buffet…for ruining my fucking life.
Here are my links…the weekend edition.
Jodie Marsh Talks About Sex With Her New Husband From Her Reality Show….in Detail
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Celebrities as Kids Pictures That You’ll Love
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Asian Lookin’ Girl Modeling Her Short Shorts…
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Sienna Miller Naked Pics (what’s in between her ass cheeks?)
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Seth Green Does the Chris Crocker…I Bet This Makes Chris Crocker is Feeling Fucking Famous…This Shit Is An Unfortunate Phenomenon
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A Pretty Sexy Vogue Photoshoot For the Boys in Iraq
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Dance Like Britney’s Comeback Instructional Video
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Russians Fight Like They Are On Jerry Springer only do it For Real…Video
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Model Shay Lyn Izzo in Bikini Photoshoot Video
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Thandie Newton Thong Slip Pictures
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Some More Camilla Alves In a Bikini Pictures
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Pam Anderson is Marrying Rick Solomon to Pay Off Poker Debt
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Carson Daly Reacts To Britney’s Performance
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Play the Boob Match Game…
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People Eating Duck Fetus Video
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Some Topless News for You
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Penelope Cruz Does Some Hot Ads for Mango
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Some Pinup Style Chicks Lookin’ Hot in Picture
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Some Chick Named Hannah Hilton Showing Off Her Vagina….Naked Vagina
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Mary Kate Olsen Like to Run Around Her House Naked
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Celebrity Cleavage Showdown – Scarlett Johansoon vs. Fergie
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Some Scary Fucking Drunk Dude Shaming….
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Some Atomic Kitten Named Kerry Katona Topless on a Boat…Featuring Her Huge Cans…
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Jessica Simpson Wants to be Artificially Inseminated With Her Hair Dressers Cum
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Some Hot Chick Shows The Proper Way to Belly Dance Video
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3 Naked Chicks Hanging Out Together…NAKED
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JoJo Music Video to Jerk Off To
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Some More Carmen Alves Bikini Pictures Because She is Fucking Hot
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This Week’s Gossip Magazine Covers…
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Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake Visit the Hospital…I Can Only Assume It’s For A Consultation on Her Sex Change
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Midgets Attack Some Slut With a Dildo – Making FOr the Weirdest Video I’ve Ever Seen
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Carmen Electra’s Tits Performing at NY Fashion Week….In a Leotard
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The Mayor of Some NY Town Gets Busted Answering Door Naked
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O.J. Is a Suspect in a Casino Break In…Full Story Here
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Matthew McConaughey Runs Like a Girl
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Mary Kate Olsen on Conan Talking About Pick Up Lines…
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Sumo Suit Versus a Moving Car
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Hilary Duff in a Black Dress Candids Cuz You Want to Fuck Her
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Heidi Montag Reveals the Truth that L.C. is a Slut…Or Something Only 14 Year Olds Will Care About..but click anyway just to make sure….
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Some De-Motivational Posters
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Sienna Miller Goes Crazy on the Paparazzi
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Sting Got Busted in a German Brothel…Amazing
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Some Jennifer Ellison Hot Lingerie Pictures
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This Bride Had A Few Too Many Drinks and Strips Down for the Camera…AMAZING
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Some Chick Named White Angel Shows Off Her Huge Tits and Press Ham’s the Fuckers in the Shower Door
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Some Amy Winehouse Childhood Pictures To Show You That She Was Always a Crackhead…
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Some Moshing Gone Wrong….VIdeo
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Streaker Video of the Day
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Some Nude Model Named Iga is Getting Pretty Popular…Look At Her Tits…
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Some Weather Man Plays With Tits on Air
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Kimberly Stewart Looks Pretty Ok For Once…
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Teen Model – Chistina Model – Finally Shows Off Her Big Naked Tits….
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A Christina Model Video or You to Familiarize Yourself With Her Tits..Think of it as a Refresher Course
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Cam Girl Video of the Day
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Elizabeth Hurley’s Cleavage Pictures….
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New York is Moving On From Sept 11th
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Some G-String Dance Video
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Naked and Black on Photobucket
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Topless at the Beach
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Some Dude Who Invented the World’s Fastest Bike…Crashes the World’s Fastest Bike…I Hate Accident Videos But I Was Told Dude Lived…So Here It Is…
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Some fucking Scary Courtney Love Pictures….
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NSFW- Vampire Blowjob
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Sapphic Harem is a Lesbian Site that Gets a 75
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Find Some Willing Chick To Touch Their Toes and Let You Stick It In Them in Your Hometown…
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Use This Spray to Get Laid…
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