I ended up getting really drunk on the weekend and thought it would be a good idea to go hang out at the emergency room in the hospital. I don’t really know what I was thinking but at 4 in the morning, where else are you going to find people who are awake and willing to talk to you. I could stay on the street and get arrested for breaking shit, try to find the after parties no one wants me at or go to the hospital and sober up with people in desperate need of seeing a doctor. I only met one dude and his story freaked me out so much that I had to get the fuck out of there as fast as possible, realizing that my hospital hang out was a shitty idea, but now that I look back on the shit it’s all pretty funny. He was at a friend’s party and got drunk. They decided it would be funny to shove pool balls up his ass to see how many he could get in. I don’t know what kind of party this was, but I do know that dude wasn’t sitting. He told me that he got 3 in his ass and couldn’t get them out. After trying everything he ended up in the ER. His biggest worry wasn’t that he had pool balls in his ass or that his friends thought it was funny for him to shove pool balls in his ass, he was concerned about how mad his friends parents are going to be when they realize 3 balls are missing from the set.
I figured that story would hit close to home…now click on my links….thanks…
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