This bitch looks like a hick and sounds like a hick and must be a fucking hick, she is from Mississippi and I am all for you racist motherfuckers, don’t try to deny it, I saw Mississippi Burning, I know how it is there, but you racist motherfuckers aren’t all for me…because I am mexican.
I am not saying that this girl is a racist, I don’t know if she is smart enough to know what racism is. Sure that country twang is hot in a porno movie, but the idea of having to listen to her get interviewed and speak is enough for you to not vote for her.
She also has shitty fucking pictures, I assume Maxim did the shoot, but I think it’s safe to say that the one that made the cut were shot by her Uncle Billy at their last family BBQ. In the basement…while the rest of the family was sleeping…if you know what I mean…Uncle Billy’s a pervert with big dreams for his niece….
She’s got shitty hair, no tits, and a tight body from pickin’ all that cotten or tobacco or whatever the fuck else they do in Mississipi, but this is a Hometown Hotties contest, and if your hometown is a place where just you and your family live, then it’s really not a hometown at all, but more of a home-farm, or home-compound..or you get what I am saying…I’m all for small tits but not when your trying to win as a Maxim girl. I assume she won’t win because they don’t have the internet where’s she’s from, so she loses out on hometown people spending the next 3 weeks of harvest sitting in front of a computer voting over and over in hopes of giving her a chance…
I am guessing that her even making it this far is because bitch plays a mean banjo and by banjo I mean cock, as in she sucked someone off somewhere down the line, possible numerous times, or numerous people in the line to get to where she is, which isn’t really anywhere,…
Poor Juda. That’s what you get for killing Jesus…Get it bible reference…Fuck I am smart….Cuddles…and don’t get me wrong, I’d totally bang her….I wouldn’t want her feeling like shit about herself over this, provided this site had more than 7 readers and she actually read the review. Reality is that she is hotter than any girl I’ve banged, but none of the girls I’ve banged put themselves in contests based on their looks up against other girls who think they are hot enough to win the prestigious Hometown Hottie title. My girls weren’t trying to be cover girls..they were just trying to not be evicted and find food to eat and 5 dollars for another hit of whatever they were on.
Check Out The Maxim Hometown Hotties Contest
Previous Hometown Hottie stepREVIEWs: