I don’t even know what happened to me today. I got this killer migraine that made it impossible to look at my screen and I spent most of the night throwing up what looked like blood, but was probably my ketchup soup that I made because I am on a budget here. I had tickets to go see some Beastie Boys instrumental shit that is their new project. I hadn’t listened to the Beastie Boys since 1992 or earlier and wasn’t impressed, especially with the migraine and puking, so I only stayed for 4 songs. On my way home I saw a couple banging in their apartment window that didn’t have curtains on it. He was taking her from behind. I have shitty eyesite and can’t afford glasses but it looked like a good time and I remembered what that life was like. So I have decided to make a move and start convince girls to get naked on the site in person. I’ve spent the last year doing it online and it hasn’t been working, so I am going to take my charm to the street with a shitty video camera I steal from my neighbor’s kid.
In practicing I got some girl who reads the site, who is banging some rich dude who lets her stay in his penthouse apartment, to take a bath for me. She had pretty dope tits and the whole experience wouldn’t have made for a good stepTV episode, but it was a good enough experience to know that I’ve got what it takes to win chicks over….She ended up flooding the bathroom, cutting herself while shaving her cooch for me and possibly destroying her computer, but that’s the price you gotta pay if you want me to watch you take a bath.
Here are my links…
Britney Emotionally Eats Ice Cream…But I Love All Girls Who Eat Ice Cream
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Some Girl Gets Caught Leaving Some Dude a Sexy Webcam Message
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Emmy Award Edition Whoose Boobs
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Some Hot Teen Model Named Kari Sweets, so Young and Wet and Half Naked in Video
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Some Girl With HUGE tits Makes a Condom Cannon
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Some Slut Named Neveah is Natural and Naked for You
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Andrea Corr Upskirt Panty Shot
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More Britney in Her Underwear Pics
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Some Britney Going Bar Hopping After Losing Her Kids
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Some Adriana Lima is Hot But Scary TIT Pics
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Diddy’s Banned TV Commercial Because It’s Too Sexy…
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Crazy Sexy Slutty Naked Tom Ford Ads
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Some Insane Lady Named Marjorie Johnson Giving Out Cookies on the Emmy Red Carpet Video
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Some Webcam Chick Teasing Video
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Some Idiot Frat Boys Have a Smoking Contest Because They Want to Die
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Danni Minogue’s Bikini Pictures With Nipple Pictures
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Underage Girl You’ll Be All Over in a Couple Years Named Taylor Momsen
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Brtiney Spears Parties Wearing Some Kind of Animal
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Sarah Jessica Parker Eats Some Face
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Alicia Silverstone Naked…Insane…For Some Vegatarian Commercial
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Some Penthouse Pet Named Hannah Hilton
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Jennifer Aniston Showing Off Some Tit in Some Dress
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Some Chick on the View Thinks the World is Flat…Video…Wow…
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Some Chick Named Jade Goody’s Hard Nipples in a Bikini
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Some Naked Yoga Pictures
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Some 2 Year Old Kid is the World’s Youngest Skateboarder…
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Joel Madden is Going to Marry Nicole Richie, Since He Laid His See in Her….I Guess He Feels it’s the Right Thing to Do
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Alicia Keys Has Fucking Disgusting Skin
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Some Dude Named Midget Mac is Cooler than You
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Some Kid Almost Dies on the Merry Go Round
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Britney Spears to Undergo Random Drug Testing…
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Cop Slaps Some Annoying Bitch
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Paris Hilton in Pantyhose
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Big Booty Shake Compilation Video
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Jennifer Tilly Topless Stripping Routine Video
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Three Hot Girls Bouncing Their Tits
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Cindy Crawford Looking Older and Still Hot in Silver
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Some Chick Being Fed Dog Food
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Celebrity Cleavage Showdown – Jessica Simpson vs. Megan Fox
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Some Playboy Chick Named Aliya Wolf Pictures
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Idiots Playing With Tazars….
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Some Larry David Clip About Cum Stains Because He’s a Jew I Find Funny
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Here’s a Retardedly Flexible Chick in Underwear Being Flexible Video
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Kate Moss Upskirt Pictures
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Some Chick Eating a Live Scorpion Video
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Robert Deniro on Sesame Street with Elmo
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Insane Market in Bangkok Has a Train Running Through It…Sounds Boring But is Worth Checking Out…
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OJ Is Released…Bail is Set…He Deserves the Chair
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Some Naked and Wet Chicks by a Waterfall
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Some Big Asian Boobs on Some Big Asian Boobed Girl Named Mai Ly
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Some Dude Gets Caught in His Chimney Because He Wanted To Feel Like Santa Claus
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Some More Petra Nemcova Cleavage Pics
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Here’s a Flying Saucer Video because Aliens Exist…
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Some Cam Chick Shows Off Her Huge Cans
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Kim Kardashian’s Tits at Some Maxim Event
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WWE Divas 2007 Special Edition Magazine Pictures
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Some Kelly Osborne all Dressed Up Pictures
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Nude Photographer of the Day
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Jennifer Love Hewitt in Hotter Days Gallery
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Aline Nakashima is a Japanese Brazilian Model and This is What She Had to Say
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Some Dude Gets Bamboo Cane Broken Over His Back….Idiot
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Some Hypnotic Bootyshake Video Making the Internet Rounds
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Broke Spanish Handball Team Poses Nude to Make Money…I Love People Who Get Naked For Money…
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Gisele Wears a Dress Made Out of Water in Some Ad Campaign
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Some Photobucket Chick Showing Her Box
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More of the Photobucket Chick Showing Her Box and Fucking
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Even More of the Photobucket Chick With a Vibrator
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Some Vintage Porn Scene Where Some Bitch Makes Her Best Friend Eat Her Mom Out
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Some Chinese Dude Likes To Take His Cock To the Gym Video
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Some Photobucket Vagina Shaving Action
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Some Naked Chick Soaking in Milk…
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Michelle Stefano Suckin’ Dick Gets a 75
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McDonald’s Targets You
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Some Chick Sticks Her Panties In Her Cooch…
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Some Champion Female Wrestler Video
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Some Chick Topless at the Beach
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Find Pussy In Your Neighborhood That is Ready and Willing
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Use This To Get Them To Fuck You
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Bonus – Samantha Bee Finds Out if the Nation is Ready for an American
President…