So I finally fell off my high horse about the whole Paris Hilton situation when I realized that no one gave a fuck about my story, even though I thought it was awesome. I had to deal with a wicked hangover all day, but since shit made me feel so awesome last night, it was worth it. I felt a bit like an annoying kid who tells his parents about some joke he told in class and how funny it was, when in reality shit wasn’t funny at all and the kid is just proving to the parents why they should have had an abortion when they had a chance. That said, hanging with Chachi who listen to Jiggy club music and buy bottles of Grey Goose to show the world how much of a baller they are are the right kind of people to hang out with. They are so fucking dumb and have no idea what’s up, that it opens up a lot of opportunity to make them my number 1 fans, because let’s face it you’re not doing your job. The highlight for the chachi’s next to me was when one of them busted out his iPhone and in case you didn’t know the iPhone isn’t available in Canada yet, so all the other Chachi’s just stared in amazement, like he had just introduced them to some Chachi god, the same god who invented Kappa, Puma, fake tits, cheesy music, pasta and Diesel jeans. Hearing a girl say “Me I almost got a heart attack” was like porno to my ears, but only cuz her girl chachi chachas were hanging out of her short skirt…
Here are my links:
Dita Von Tease Does an Ad for Peta in Thigh Highs
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Hottie Jenny stretches nice
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Which Heroes Character are You?
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Some Announcer Asks About Britney Spears’ Career During a Halftime….He Thinks He’s Oprah
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Adrianna Curry Looks Good In Lingerie – Even Though She Hates Black People
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Some Janet Jackson Tanning Naked Video You All Need to See Again…
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Hottie Jenny plays strip poker with herself
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Miley Cyrus is Not Pregnat
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This Duck Makes It’s Baby Ducks Commit Suicide While European Spectators Laugh…Motherfuckers
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Some Drunk Chicks Fight it Out on VIdeo
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Adrea Corr Upskirt Pic
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Jessica Biel Changes Her Clothes in Video
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Sarah Jessica Parker’s Foot Fetish Pictures
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Here’s the Stripper Behind the Dela Hoya Pics
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Who Will Die First. Britney or Lohan
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Fill In The Blank The Office Edition
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Here’s Some Clips from “I Shoot My Girl”, Some Amateur Couple Sharing the Wealth
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Some Mariah Carey in Tights/Leggings or Whatever you want to call them….
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Some Scientist Analyzed Pictures of TIts and Determined that Posh has the Worst Ones, While Caprice Has the Best Ones
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Some Hot Chick in the Grocery Store Video
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Cris Angel Scares the Fuck Out of Carrot Tops Biceps
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Britney Daniel Topless in Threesome
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Anime Porn – Cuz You are a Loser Who Likes this Shit
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Some Slut Named Sandee Westgate Is Out Promoting Her Porn in a Bikini
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Some Funny Mini Skirt Prank
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Keira Knightley is into Domination in the Bedroom
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Rihanna Performs in Black Dominatrix Outfit
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The OJ Celebrity Phone Tap
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A Mug Shot Collection of Chicks With No Shirts On
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Dennis Rodman Gets Investigated for Slapping Some Girls Ass
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Some 106 Year Old Bowler – Owning Shit
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Some Older Hayden in a Bikini Showing Off Her Nasty Fat Ass
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Some Girl Pukes On Live TV – AMAZING but Has Made The Internet Rounds Already…
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More Danni Minogue Getting Wet Pictures
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Jessica Alba On Leno Lookin’ Good Even Though She Has Herpes
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Paris Hilton and Her Hard Nipples
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Kate Moss and Sienna Miller Get Into a Catfight at a Wedding
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Some Chick Gets Fucked By a Snake…SCARY
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Sienna Miller and Keira Knightley Go Lesbian for a Movie
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Joe Francis Launched a Website For You To Find Out How Awesome He Is
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Some Weird Anti-Drug Campaign….
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Some Chick Named Amber Tamblyn Looking Pale and Fat But You’d Still Fuck Her
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A Whole Lot of Naked For Peta Ads
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Watch Some Preview to Some Beyonce American Express Commercial Because Watching Previews to Commercials Doesn’t Seem Like the Dumbest Thing To You But She’s Showin Off Her Body…
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Some Weird Russian Statue’s Got a Pretty Small Dick
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Portia Di Rossi Plays a Lesbian in Nip Tuck and in Real Life…
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Girl Caught Masturbating Video
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Asian Dude Doing the MC Hammer Dance
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Some Girl Posing Naked With a Scary Fucking Face
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Some Hot Webcam Chicks
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Some Photobucket Album’s Got a Whole Lot of Nudity
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More from Her Album
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And More From Her Album….
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Another Photobucket Album With Some Tit
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Some Photobucket Girl Showing Off Her Big Cans and Her Va-Jay-Jay
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Compilation of Sluts Wearing Very Little Clothing
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Here’s an Ad With a Girls Ass in It, Because Sex Sells
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Amateurs and Lesbians Photobucket Pictures
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Oprah is Talking to Some Girl Born WIth Testes About Her Vajayjay..This is a Transgendered Girl I Want to Fuck…
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Some Skater Pushes Down a Cop
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Mena Suvari and Thora Birch Topless in American Beauty VIdeo Download
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Some Guy Gets a BJ in a Bathroom and is Caught By Hidden Security Camera…NSFW
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Some Crackhead Couple Fight it Out in Public
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Some Hot Cat Fight in the Parking Garage
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Some Japanese School Girls Got to the Doctor
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Rihanna Hate That I Love You Video
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Coconut in the Vagina Video
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A Whole Lot of Coco Pictures of Her TIts…
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VIP CAMS Scores a 79
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Use This Spray To Get Laid
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FInd Pussy in Your Hometown
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