So some dude emailed me telling me that I am a Charles Bukowski rip off and that I am doing a bad fucking job of ripping him off because I fucking suck. I didn’t know who Charles Bukowski was before I started this site. About a year and a half in, someone told me I was a cheap rip off of him, then another person told me the same thing, then I asked this dude who reads the site who is some kind of English Major or some shit in university and he told me that I am nothing like him because I don’t know how to write and that my readers should get their dicks out of their hands and onto some books. I ended up picking up one of Bukowski’s books to see why people thought I was a rip off, I don’t really know how to read, I think it’s a learning disorder or some shit and only got through the first couple of pages and threw the book aside to seduce unsuspecting girls from Orange County over email.
Point is to say, I am not a Bukowski rip off because I have never read his shit. I don’t watch TV, I don’t watch movies, I don’t read and I sure as hell hope he was a better writer than me because dude was published and let’s face it, I never will be. So take that asshole accusing me of ripping off someone when I’m all me baby…all 350 pounds of me….now sit on my face and click on my links cuz they are the best links on the Internet that I stole from this asshole named Bukowski and reclaimed it as my own…cocksucker.
Download the New Radiohead – In Rainbows – Leak
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Pregnant Nicole Richie in a Bikini With Her Piece of Shit Baby Daddy
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Pornstar or Popstar?
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A little Teen Wolf Featuring Liz Taylor Video Because Bitch is Crazy
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Britney Gets Topless in the Uncensored Gimme More Video
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UPS Saves Lives Video
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Katherine Heigl’s Sister Doesn’t Look Like Her
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Jeri Lee and DJ Ladytribe Half Naked a Whoring
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Ashley Tisdale’s Good To be Me Video
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Some Chick Named Caroline Murphey’s Sex Tape
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Holly Madison Got a Promotion…
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Some Fat Dude Singing Video
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Scarlett Johansson In Panties for November Elle Spread
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Lohan is Going Be Playing a Playboy Bunny in a New Movie
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Hayden Panettiere Getting Raped on Set of Heroes in a Cheerleading Uniform
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A Little Katie Holmes Is Ugly Action
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Chloe Sevigny See-Through Dress Action
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Victoria Beckham’s Hard Tits
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Halle Berry’s Pregnancy Tits
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Lohan’s Post Rehab Interview
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Jordan Wants New Fake-American Style Tits For Christmas
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The Paris Hilton Diary Excerpt She Read on Larry King Was Sent in By A Fan…Hysterical…
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Some Chick With Big Tits in a Mesh Top
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Rosario Dawson’s Legs in Bust Magazine
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Eliza Dushku Gallery
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Hayden Panettiere And Her Strange Friend
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Teacher Gets Fired For Shaking Her Ass In Class
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Avril Lavigne’s Hot Video
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Kid Rock’s Advice to Rick Salomon about Marrying Pam Anderson
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Britney Passes Her Drug Test
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People Fucking On Top of a Bridge
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Some Danica Patrick Slutty Poses With a Hot Rod
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Jennifer Garner is Boring as Shit…Actually Some of My Shits are More Exciting Than Jennifer Garner…
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Britney Spears Used to Beat K-Fed But She Paid Him Enough Money To Pretty Much Do Anything she Wanted to Him…
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart Video
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Some Interview with Elodie Otto from The Hills, Since You’re Already Jerking Off to Her, You Might As Well Hear What She Has to Say
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The XXXChurch is Fighting Jerking Off Because They Think It’s the Biggest Sin by Introducing National Porn Sunday….
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Some Fresh Off the Press Nude Lucy Pinder 2008 Calendar Pictures
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New Gemma Atkinson Bikini Pictures
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Some Chick Named Roxeanne Pallett in a Bikini
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Some Dude Named Bill Ricchini’s mp3 that Will be on Grey’s Anatomy, Because You’re a Closet Case….
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Some “The Media is Fucking With Our Kids To be Hot” Video…I Say Keep It Up Because I’m Tired of All The Fat People….
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Some Photobucket Chicks Posing In Their Bras and Shit….
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Talkin’ Dirty in the Bedroom – What Women Want…
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Some Chick Named Magda Gomex Topless Pics
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Watch the Sean O’Donnell Show Because He Always Cries To Me on IM to Link His Shit….and If He Becomes Famous I want Him To Remember I Got Him There…
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Caballero Classics is a Whole Lot of 70s and 80s Porn
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Sex is Good – Use This Spray to Get Laid
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Hot Topless Beach Pics
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More Hot Topless Beach Pics
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Asphyxiation Fetish Gone Wrong…Fucked Up…
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Japanese Ass Squirting Distance Olympics
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