I am – stepLINKS of the Day

My wife thought I died last night because I never came home. I ended up getting wasted doing tequila shots until 8 in the morning because tequila shots make me feel alive. I ended up waking up in a closet at some after party venue and didn’t remember much of the night except for trying to grab some girls ass like the sexual predator I am. I don’t think it went over well because apparently girls don’t like my drunken dirty hands. They are more into good conversation and not being spat on by some dude who can barely stand. It’s been a rough day but it was worth the pain and lucky for my wife and all of you, I didn’t die and plan on doing it again tomorrow night because Monday is the most underrated night to do tequila shots until 8 in the morning that is the beauty of not having a job. Let’s face it, I am living the dream.

So here are my links from Friday that I forgot to post.

Is it Fake or is it Slutty?

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Heidi Klum and Her STDS

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Laura Weston is Some Hot Chick From Australia

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Drunken Girls Naked and Flashin’ Their Junk To a Cab Driver Video

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Penelope Cruz Pirelli Calendar Photoshoot Video Because She is Fucking Hot

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Jael From America’s Next Top Model Naked at Burning Man

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Anna Nicole Will be Exhumed

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Coco’s Cameltoe

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Kendra Wilkinson at her Celebrity Rap Superstar Bullshit Rockin’ Some Hot Titty Shirt

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A Whole Lot of Hilary Duff Pictures For You To Print and Jerk Off On – Weirdo

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Jessica Simpson is Banging Orlando Bloom

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Rihanna Showing Off Her Big Titties

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Some Chick Named Nikki Grahame Topless on the Beach

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Some Drunken Pam Anderson Pictures

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Some Photobucket Slag Naked and Posing and Shit

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Josh Hartnett is Banging Rihanna

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Some Big Breasted Chick Showing Us How to Survive an Earthquake By Shaking Her Tits

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The Star of My Girl is Engaged to a Guy in the Army

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The Kendra Wilkinson on the Celebrity Rap Show … Rapping

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Some Christina Aguilera Pregnancy Pictures

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Christina Aguilera Scratching Her Itchy Vagina

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Lohan is Broke But I’d Still K-Fed Her

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Some hot Anorexic Erotica Because Skinny Chicks With Eating Disorders are Hot

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Some Black Chick Gets Beaten Up By Dudes

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A Big Vagina Fucks a Can Of Beer Video

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Jennifer Love Hewitt is Fat

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How To Tell if a Woman is Crazy

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Petra Nemcova and Eva Mendes Together

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Britney Spears’ New Album Cover

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Beyonce See Through Dress

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Some Zac Efron is Beautiful Video

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Show Jesus Martinez Your Boobs

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Lily Allen’s Secret Sister Comes Out of the Woodwork…

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Jessica Simpson’s Tits Continue Their Fight on Acne

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Drunken Kirsten Dunst

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Some America’s Next Top Model Named Lisa D’Amato’s Music Video Called “Ace of Spades” That Will Offend You….Because It’s So Bad….

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Some Big Brother Twins Offered Big Money from Playboy to Pose

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Ann Coulter Hates Jews and That Makes Me Laugh…

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Some Drunken Lady at a Wedding Passes Out in a Field

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Pam Anderson’s Slutty Party Lifestyle Catches Up With Her Face

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Some Photobucket Ass Collection

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13 Haunted Houses That Will Make You Wet Your Pants on Halloween

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Here’s Some Serious Ass-Vertising – One of the Better Things Marketing Has Come Up With…

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Download 2 The Vines Albums

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Download Some Kid Rock Album

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Some Girl Riding a Broom Arcade Game Video That is Like Porn

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Rihanna Gets an Ugly Fucking Tattoo

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Download the Jordan Sex Tape

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I Have this Skill Where I Turn Girls into Lesbians…This Lesbian Site Got a 79

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Use This Spray To Get Laid. It Works For Me…Unfortunately My Penis Doesn’t…He Quit A Long Time Ago..I guess I was a Bad Boss.

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I am – stepLINKS of the Day October 15th, 2007