Life lesson of the day is to not get in cars with people who are either drunk or on drugs because you can die. I was outside some concert last night, looking for a new wife or at least a slut who is willing to do aerobics for me while I eat pie, but not her pie, apple pie, because I love pie. Anyway, these dudes invited me to some after party and they had a lift for me. So I get into the car without thinking because I was wasted and some bitch is driving, they turn up their “I am on drugs” music and start dancing, singing and bitch starts driving like a fucking psycho. At one point, she decides to throw the car in reverse and side swipes a street sign, ripping off her mirror and pretty much ripping off the whole side of her car. I was in the backseat and shit flew into my eye. Now I am convinced I am going to go blind, but I still managed to go to that after party and drink until the sun came up and now I am hurting but at least I met a Hilary Duff look alike.
Here are my links:
Some INSANE Oreo Art Video Because Some People Have More Time On Their Hands Than You…Like Me….He Shoulda Sold It To Britney
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A Group of Guys Go To Abercrombie and Fitch and Shop Topless Because Abercrombie is All About Topless Men
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Nicola Roberts May Be Someone I’ve Never Heard Of, But She’s Having a Ridiculous Upskirt So Now I Know Who She Is…
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Germany’s Hottest Students in Playboy
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Hayden Panettiere is in Some Cleavage Exposing Dress
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Marisa Miller is Fucking Sexy as Fuck in this Bikini Photoshoot
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Throwback to Jessica Biel in a Bikini For GQ Lookin’ Like She Doesn’t Have a Penis
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Condom Snorter Sucks a Condom Through His Nose And Out of Mouth
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Lohan Likes Lame Rhinestone Skulls because She’s Dating a Snowboarder No One’s Ever Heard of and Is Trying to Fit In – This Is Some Avril Lavigne Skater Boy Shit….
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Suck My News – The Britney Spears Edition
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So There’s Proof that Diana and Dodi Were Engaged and that Means They Were Probably Murdered. Check It Out Homeboy Cuz you Like Royal Scandals…But Not as Much as Royal Blue Sandals. Fag.
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Megan Fox is Hot at the 2007 Scream Awards even though the Only Screaming She Does Is From David From 90210’s Dick and That’s Makes You Scream…So A Whole Lot of Sceaming’s Going Down….
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David Copperfield is Accused of Rape, I Don’t Believe it Because a Guy Who Can Walk Through the Great Wall of China….Can Fuck A Bitch Without Her Even In The Room….
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Eva Mendes Likes Blowing Kisses A Lot More Than You Like Blowing Your Load On Pictures of Her Blowing Kisses
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Schoolgirl Eats Chalk
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Jennifer Connelly’s Got Some Legs in Some Retarded Lookin’ Dress
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Some Dude Gets Run Over By a Bicycle
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Collien Fernandes Photoshoot in Thailand
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Top 10 Dumbest Celebrity Quotes
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Rachel Bilson Upskirt that Sucks Even Though I Think She’s Got It Going On Without Having To Show Me Her Panties
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Watch a Clip From Tila Tequila’s Lesbian Dating Show….So Many Sluts…
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Elizabeth Banks is Some Actress who is Lookin’ Hot Posing in Her Underwear and a Wife Beater….
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Some Chick Named Nikki Bellucci is Posing Topless and Showing Off Her Ass in These Pictures
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Jessica Alba Lookin’ Pretty Respectable, Despite the Whole Having Herpes Thing
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Watch Britney Spears Run Over a Photographer’s Foot
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Some Dog Humping a Kid Video While His Parents Laugh at Him
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Victoria Beckham on Ugly Betty
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Cheesy Club Music Producers Simian Have a Pretty Hot Video With Hot Girls Dancing In Bathing Suits While Getting Messy Eating Pie and Whip Cream
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Tila Tequila’s Topless Photoshoot for Some Magazine
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Britney Spears Stayin’ Fit By Eating Cookies
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Lady Isabella Hervey In a Bikini Lookin Alright
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Some Chick Iris Posing in the Hay
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Chris Angel Freaks Out Some Hot Chick
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Big Breasted Chick Named Kelly Madison is Naked and Pouring Milk On Herself
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Some Webcam Girl Doing What Webcam Girls Do
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Jenna Jameson is Still Hot…
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Britney’s Got Some Swollen Lips After Coming Out of a Brothel/Medical Clinic….
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Some Drunk Dude Gets Owned By His Friends and Their Clippers and Syrup Because They Are Assholes
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I was going to do a post on this Paris Hilton Rockin’ Garters and Stockings, But Realized, I’d Rather Be Drinking, Check Out the Pictures
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Snowboarder Magazine Writes an Open Letter to Lohan About How Lame Her Boyfriend Is
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DJ Dellz Mix Tape Called Brotherhood Featuring Kanye, B.I.G., Jay Z, Album Download in the Forum
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Some Show Called SKINS Soundtrack Album Download Featuring Lots of People
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This is a fucking Funny Picture…Seriously….
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Watch Some Girl Pissing in the Street in Public
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Funny Streaking Chick On Live TV
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Watch Babysitter Get DP’ed
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Some Funny Sex in Advertising
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Some Girls Self Shot Photobucket Pictures
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Some Freshman College Lookin’ Girl’s Got a Lot of Self Shot Pictures and Videos For You
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A Whole Lot of Photobucket Ass
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Weird Girls in Their Underwear Bouncing Around and Flashing Their Tits in a Hotel Room
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Some Girl With Retarded Big Boobs Lookin’ Hot Video
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Some Hot “Teens” Dyking Out Video
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Japanese Sex In a Lion Cage is Fucking Crazy
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I guess I was wrong about you and that you don’t like sex because you haven’t bought this spray yet….
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When it comes to independent model sites, Chicas Place is among the best…True Story.
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