The first thing I want to say is that there is no way this bitch is only 29 years old. She’s got more wrinkles around her eyes than your grandfather has on his testicles, but I guess lying about her age is good for business. I know she has been living it up in clubs and I am sure that means she’s done her fair share of blow and that shit does rape you and age you and make you look like the haggard stripper you were destined to be, but I still think she’s in her mid 30s and that doesn’t matter because she’s still tacky as fuck.
I don’t understand why she’s a sex symbol, or why she thinks she’s one. I am guessing it is because of the retarded fake tits she’s got and the slut clothes she wears and the attention all the dudes give her, making her think she’s sexier than she is. I never understood why girls cared about being “sexy” to the general population. Sexy girls are generally girls guys just want to get their dicks in and kick out the second they have the chance, where as a nice cute girl with sex appeal is a lot more fun to be around. It’s like sexy girls are cheesy as fuck and are only good for one or two things, like sucking dick or letting you fuck them, when a nice cute girl makes you happy to be around and is usually crazier in bed because she knows she’s not some sex symbol everyone wants a piece of so she works harder for you.
Either way, Jordan launched some lame hair product line, because I guess she’s trying to figure out an exit strategy when her face or tits finally fall off her, and she looks fucking tacky as fuck doing it in some 5 year old girls halloween costume that she managed to squeeze into.
Jordan’s Intense Drunken Panty Flash
Jordan’s Panty Upskirt Pictures
Jordan’s Pregnant Bikini Pictures
Jordan Topless on the Beach