I just applied to be on Big Brother 9, but I am don’t live in the US so I am not eligible, but figured that I shouldn’t let that stop me in my quest to be on TV.
This is what I wrote:
I want to be on big brother. But I need wifi and have to wear a mask the whole time.
They wrote back:
Thanks for the ridiculous demands. Wifi can not be provided in the house.
So I wrote back:
So I can wear the mask?
I don’t think they’ll pick me. This brings back memories of high school gym class when no one wanted me on their team…or even everytime I had sex with a girl who would ask me to leave the room while they finish themselves of. I haven’t figured out what I am good at, but here are my links….
Jane Seymour Had a Miscarriage on Live TV
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25 Most Amazing Horror Kills
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Some Girls Send in some Halloween Costumes to Maxim
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A Couple of Girls Give Themselves Breast Exams in the Hot Tub
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Cheerleader Gets Run The Fuck Down
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Some Doctor Does Fake Breast Exams Cuz He’s Awesome
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Nicole Kidman’s See-Through Dress
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Amy Fisher is the Latest Sex Tape Star…
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Some Whore Named Ceara Lynch Being a Whore on Video
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Some Heather Graham Stripping VIdeo
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Memories of a Hotter Britney Spears Video
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Someone Named Michelle Heaton Has a Pretty Major Nipple Slip
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Jennifer Love Hewitt Takes her Fat Ass Shopping
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Ashey Olsen’s Halloween Costume
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Kim Kardashian Partying in Vegas Pictures
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Melanie Brown Dancing With the Stars….Who Arent’ Really Stars Anymore…Otherwise they Wouldn’t be On This Show…They’d Be Working
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Jessica Simpson is Going to be in a Grease Re-Make Because Hollywood Has Run Out of Ideas
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This Skeleton Boner Prank is Hysterical – Video
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Watch this Interview With a Heroin Addict if You’re Looking for some Thinspiration
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RIP Motherfucker
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Sarah Michelle Gellar’s Instyle Magazine Outtakes
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Evan Rachel Wood Lookin’ As Good as She Gets in Italian Vogue
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Mena Suvari Camel Toe Pictures
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Tracy Morgan High on TV
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Naomi Campbell Bikini Pictures
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Fergie’s Got some 80s Hair Going on and a Penis
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Nicole Richie Hangs With Lesbians and Shitty Reality TV Stars While Eating Lunch
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Some Asshole Drills a Screw into His Arm
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Crystal Klein is Some Bitch Who Gets Naked in Playboy and Penthouse…Here She is Not Naked….
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Britney’s Halloween Costume
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Pierce Bronsan Attacks a Photographer in Malibu
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Be on Big Brother 9 Because They Are Looking For Ugly People
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The Trailer for Katie Holmes’ New Movie That Is Going To Suck
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The Catholic Church is Mad a Britney Over these Pictures
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A Whole Lot of Wet Pussy
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Some Shitty Britney Upskirt Pics in Fishnets
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Some Girl Rides a Fuck Bike
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Some Russian Rocker Smashes Her Head on a Chair By Accident
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Ron Jeremy Cooking Show….Not Cooking With Cum Show
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Some Dude in Jersey Got Fired for Fucking a 92 Year Old Corpse….
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Some Girl Shitting in the Woods Video
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Some Hot Chicks Taking Off Their Clothes
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Download the Carrie Underwood Album because You are Gay
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Some Photobucket Nudity
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Some Chick Named Marlie Moore Posing Naked
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More Amateurs on Photobucket
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Grown Women Still Act Like They are In Highschool
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Paris Hilton at Trashy Lingerie Shop because She’s a Whore
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This Will Get You Pussy, But You Don’t Believe Me. It’s Cheaper Than A Whore
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Sexy Karen Sucks Dick
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Bonus:
Listen To DJ CMIllS” Latest Podcast if you Like Hip Hop Music
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