I still haven’t sorted out my internet connection, so I am all fucking confused. The internet is my second best friend besides booze. I was trying to interview some crackheads tonight that I found in an alley and they weren’t too into the whole thing and ended up going fucking insane on me. When I asked if they’d suck my dick for crack money, they lost it. I wasn’t going to actually let them do it, it was all for comedic purposes. Unfortunately, I didn’t have a camera, I was just doing it for my own personal entertainment. Maybe next time…
Here are my links:
NYC’s Hottest Models
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Some Crazy Old Black Crackhead Has it Out with the Cops
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Nicola Roberts has a Panty Upskirt
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Yamila Diaz, Heidi Klum, Petra Nemcova and Daniela Pestova Shoot For Sports Illustrated Video
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Some Girl Showing Off Her Disgusting Fake Basketball Tits
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Rihanna at the World Music Awards With Her Tits
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Alessandra Ambrosio for Armani Exchange
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Game Show Host Beats Up His Guests
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Some Arab Chick Shows Off Her Tits on Webcam
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Check Out the Most Beautiful Ass in the World…
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Amy Fisher is Suing the Porn Company that is Going to Release Her Sex Tape
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Jessica Simpson Almost Falling Over in a Dress
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Keira Knightley is Jokes in an Elle Interview
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Kate Moss’ Dirty Mattress Makes me Horny, Not Because Kate Moss Shit Herself, But Because Dirty Mattresses are Fucking Sexy
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Eva Longoria Gives the Writes on Strike Pizza
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Some Teacher Beats the Fuck Out Of His Student
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Katie Holmes New Movie is Under Lock and Key and It’s Going to Suck Harder Than Tom Cruise in a Back Alley
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Hilary Duff Gives Lap Dances cuz Every Girl Dreams of Being a Stripper
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Hayden Panettiere Leaves the Gym Lookin’ Tough
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Some Asshole Shoots Off AssRockets
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Katherine Heigl Smoking Pictures for Horny Lohan Wanker
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Jail Bait of the Day is Actually Legal…
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Ron Jeremy Parodies Britney Spears’ Gimme More A Few Months Too Late
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Leticia Cline and Her Friend Showing Off Their Tits
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Brande Roderick for Playboy Pictures
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Ashley Tisdale Photoshoot Video
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Glamour Women of the Year Awards
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Asian’s Eat a Live Fish Because They Are Weird
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Lohan’s Loser Boyfriend is Already Making Statements About Lohan’s Mom and Their Move to their New Pad in NYC…Dude’s Won the Lottery But It’s Not Going to Last
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Lily Allen is the New Fat Chick for Agent Provocateur
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Some Chick Named Candice Michelle’s Bikini Photoshoot
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Some Band Named Endever After’s New NSFW Video With Titties and Girl on Girl Action
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In response to the 30 Reasons Movement on Facebook – This Site Compiled Their Own Collection of Drunken Sluts from Facebook. I wish I was smart enough to get the same publicity as the guy who started his facebook group, because 30 reasons is a lot easier to write than this site for 3 years. I am Bitter. Look at the sluts:
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Some Lesbian Chicks Gallery
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Blondes from The Girls Next Door, The Real Housewives of Orange County and Sunset Tan Talking About Useless Shit in Bikinis
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Some Amateur Nudist
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Halle Berry Naked Sex Scene from Monster’s Ball – Vintage
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The Winona Ryder Sex Scene that Sucks So Much It’s Not Banned on YouTube Video
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Local Virgin is Considering IPO of her Vagina
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Kids are Getting High Off Human Waste
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Monica Bellucci in Some Trasy Lingerie Photoshoot
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Watch the Naked Pumpkin Run Video
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Spankrock’s New Dirty Video Called Pu$$y by Splunny
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Ron Jeremy’s Got a Coffee Table Book
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Some Goth Chick Takes a Picture of Herself
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Lucy Pinder Topless
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Petra Nemcova’s Blowing Some Kisses
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Some Webcam Chick – Webcammin’
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Crave Online Interviews The Cast Of Family Guy
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A Whole Lot of Micro-Bikini Action
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This Will Get You Laid
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School Girl Cream Pies Only Gets an 80
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From the Forum:
Download Rihanna – The Singles Collection Because You Are Probably Single
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Download Pink Floydd
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Download Maxim’s Porno Goes Pop
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Download the PDF of some Hustler Magazine
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