I think the Ultimate joke of the day is that Jordan won some Cosmopolitan Best Woman award. I am guessing their criteria is to be a total party slut with no self respect and big fake titties that married dudes want to fuck because their wives are fat and disgusting and she’s some kind of object of their masturbation fantasies.
I think it sends a good message to the kids though, kinda like the Paris Hilton sex tape that made a generation of teens addicted to sex and cocaine, which is a lot more fun than my generation of teens who were addicted to knitted sweaters and panty rules. The truth is that there still aren’t enough drunken girls flashing their panties and letting dudes tag team them after a night of drinking. There are a lot more than there used to be, but there are still some girls with morals left and maybe this will encourage them to drop studying and to take on drinking, because I don’t remember the last time a Doctor won the Ultimate Girl award.
This also gives the girls who are party sluts saving up for a set of fake tits so that they can win the Spring Break wet t-shirt contest this year something else to work towards, because after the wet t-shirt contest there only other goal was just getting so many abortions that they can’t have kids anymore so they don’t have to bother spending a lot of money on condoms they never use and the birth control pill they always forget to take.
Jordan Promoting Her Signature Line of Hair Products
Jordan’s Drunken Panty Upskirt
Jordan Topless on the Beach
Jordan Pregnant Bikini Pictures