Today was just one of those days where nothing worked out. Most days don’t work out for me and today I couldn’t get onto the internet and when I did the shitty computer I was using kept crashing and it’s been a fucking struggle. I am hungover and it is midnight, I haven’t eaten today because the wife finished off the last of the food and all the stores around me are closed, so stealing from them isn’t an option. I will just live off the land that is the fat belly I rock. It’s not that big of a deal because there is always tomorrow. So get ready, because I am already doing my finger stretches…
We’ve got a contest going on in the stepFORUM that I assume no one will take part in, because I have no readers. But check it out anyway:
Win a Mark Ronson CD Because He’s Popular Right Now…
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I also got this email about some free Lenny Kravitz show for people in Souther California and I figured I’d let you know, because that’s just the kind of guy I am, even though I doubt any of you live in Southern California, you seem more like a Texarkana crowd….
Attention Southern California Lenny Kravitz fans!! Want to be a part of an exclusive major internet event with Lenny Kravitz?
Yahoo! Music and Virgin Records want you to join us when Lenny Kravitz takes the stage for Nissan Live Sets in West Los Angeles, CA.
November 13, 2007
7 pm (subject to change, you need to arrive two hours before)
Location: West Los AngelesThe first 200 fans to email us at invites@yahoolivesets.com will get in the doors for this exclusive taping. Plus you get to bring a friend. Please email us your name, your location, and tell us how much of a fan you are of Lenny Kravitz! We will contact you if you are chosen to attend.
PLEASE DO NOT SEND MULTIPLE EMAILS
You must be at least 13 years old to attend. Fans under 18 must be accompanied by an adult. You must provide your own transportation and accommodations (if necessary).
This is a once-in-a-lifetime experience!
This invitation is not transferable, without the express permission of Yahoo!. Yahoo! reserves the right to rescind any invitation, at any time, in its sole discretion.
Here are my shitty links:
Need For Speed Chick Named Krystal Forscutt Lookin’ Hot Half Naked
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Watch the Thonged Ass Preview of a Girl Fight on Tila Tequila’s A Shot at Love. A Great Show For The Kids…
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Some Dude Drinks His Beer Through His Nose
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Some Girls Who Love Voyeurs and Get Naked For Them
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Some Dude Smashes a Girls Pumpkin and Gets Knocked The Fuck Out….
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Mandy Moore is Dating Matthew Perry Because She Sure Knows How To Pick Winners….
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Shakira Showing Off Some Cleavage and Still Kinda Hot
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Some Vintage Black Momma Beating The Shit Out of a Dude Video
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Eva Mendes in the 2008 Campari Calendar Lookin’ Good
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Kylie Minogues Got Some Hard Nipples…I Guess They Are Real…
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Evangeline Lilly Is Single and Here are Some Bikini Pictures of Her
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Duran Duran’s Video Has a Hotter than Britney Look-A-Like Being Sent to Rehab
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Nick Hogan’s Finally Been Arrested
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Pictures of the Sluts at the CMA Bullshit that Went Down The Other Day…
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Ashlee Simpson’s Lookin’ Good Again
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Fabio and George Clooney Have a Fight in a Restaurant….Amazing…
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Some Whore Named Anita Dark – Naked
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Nut Case Talkin’ His Craziness About White Helicopter Paranoia
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Carmen Electra Looking Good in a Bikini During Spring Break 2000
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Some Dude Tells Someone To Fuck Off on TV
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Britney Spears Showing Some Panty Pictures….Because I Know This Shit Gets You Off…
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Dog the Bounty Hunter Explains Why He Isn’t Down With the Brothers….
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Katherine Heigl Wearing a Thong Bathing Suit When She Was 16 Video
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Top 10 Faceplant Moments
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Scary Nipple Ring Video
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Angelina Jolie is Shy About Her Fake Nude Scene in Her New Movie….I Remember a Time When She Was a Whore
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How about The Moo And Oink Dance…Insanity
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A Whole Lot of Amateur Girl Pictures
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Paris Hilton is Lookin’ as Obnoxious as Fuck in Korea…
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2 Girls Making Out in Another Language
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Tiger Bangs a Dog VIdeo
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Pete Doherty Apologizes
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Some Fat Chick Gets Stuck in a Trench and Starts To Panic Like Most Fat People Do
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Brown Bagged Fergie In a Short Dress With Armani
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Paris and Nicky Hilton Annoying in Japan
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Here is the Fantasy Picture of the Day
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Jennifer Walcott Megapost With Lots of Slutty Pictures
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How About Some Sex With a Stick Shift
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Pictures of a Girl Showering
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Woman Takes a Bath in Cow Shit To Be On TV
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Some Inside the Vagina Music Video
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Diver’s Making O-Faces
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Watch the Mustache Man on The Peoples Court
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Gemma Atkinson’s Huge Tits in Lingerie
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Mini-Bike Through the Neighbor’s Fence Video
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Some Dude Pranks His Roommate With Fishing Line….and Videotapes It…
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Jane Seymour Got Breast Implants for this Sex Scene
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Some Crazy Bitch is Deathly Afraid of Chickens and Maury Chases Her With a Man in a Chick Costume…an She Freaks The Fuck Out…Someone Told Me It’s Old…But It’s New To Me….
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Some Young Girl Showing Her Tits and Underwear Off on Photobucket
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Girl Naked for Her Boyfriend on Photobucket
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More Photobucket Sleaze and by Sleaze I Mean Girls Posing In their Underwear
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Fishnets and Tits on Phootbucket
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Some Blow Job Ad
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Some girl Shows Ron Jeremy Her Tits Cuz He’s Ron Jeremy
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Use These Dating Tips To Get Laid
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I They Don’t Work, Use this
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Read SOme Porn Reviews
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From the Forum
Download Led Zepplin Mothership Album
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Christina Aguilera In Maxim Download
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Some Stripper Named Maria’s Pictures
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Shark Fucks a Whale Video
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Japanese Girls Making Out
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Download the Body Rockers Album
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Download Some Live an Rare Smashing Pumpkins Album
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